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i should’ve been a divorce lawyer

why were you, as a protestant, celebrating St. Patrick’s day if yall don’t believe in canonized saints??? riddle me that

so no one was going to tell me you can zoom in on stories on instagram???

the fact that luigi is spending his birthday in jail and not surrounded by any friends and/or family has me spiraling MY SHAYLA

i found myself thinking i wanted a boyfriend but it turns out i’m just in my fertile window and i’m not myself at that time. please respect my privacy

put a plate of paneer tikka masala in front of me and i will inhale that ho in seconds

Books are always there to transport our minds to other worlds when we are in need of them the most. They can bring us comfort during our loneliest moments. They are truly one of the greatest things in life. 🖤

LOVE that Taylor will be in attendance at the superbowl and LOVE what josh allen’s face looks like right now <3

the censorship is going crazy on the clock app

taylor should’ve written “all my morning are mondays stuck in an endless january” 🫠

chappell roan releasing subway when???

this diva helped my cracking skin fr

some chocoflan would fix me rn

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

my dad asked me if Caitlin Clarke and Taylor Swift are friends because they were chatting during the chiefs game like girl yeah let me call Taylor up and ask

why are people not understanding that bluesky is a twitter (x) replacement, not tiktok??? people flocked to rednote for that

loveeee these!!!

To me, Monday is solely about the legacy of Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

this is supposed to replace twitter not tiktok though… a lot of people went to rednote for that

no tiene ni puta idea que está haciendo no jodas

on the bright side now i have much more time for reading? *quiet sobbing*

just fell to my knees

this account just became my stan and personal account all in one ᵕ̈

it’s very concerning that the bourgeoisie is taking office on monday

to people with bio degrees, can i, a 26 y/o girlie, speed up menopause? asking for myself

does anyone have an epub file of lights out by navessa allen???

i’ll never forget the day my brother and i had buldak noodles for breakfast and then we did the hot ones challenge later in the day. i’m surprised i didn’t 💩 out my stomach fr

since when does thalia sing bachata?