Adam Carnevale?

If I could cast spells you fuckers would be so fucked

"imagine if we hadn't done it first!"

Don't mind me, just reminiscing about the smell I associate with Windows 7

Me in the Pokemon world: I try to eat an ice cream but it's the ice cream Pokemon. I try to take out the trash but it's the trash Pokemon. I try to call for help but the phone is Pokemon. I try to escape on a plane but all the planes are bird Pokemon. I try to scream but my voice is also a Pokemon.

Catch me being a nuisance in public while wearing merch for things I hate

A curse on both your houses? Brother if I had *one* house to curse it would be a blessing

The dad for coraline looking tired at a computer 💻

Pov: you work across from the guy at the CIA who signed up thinking he was gonna be Jason Bourne but instead he's been on "black out the president's name" duty for the last year

We should kiss

even with a warning of this being rightwing pop punk i don’t think i was anywhere near ready for how BAD this is

"I'm from Sol-3"
"Is that the-"
"Yeah it's the Stink Planet"

All of humanity is shattered to learn no other planet smells like this and that we're the only species who can't expand to double their size when threatened

Aliens arriving on earth and ask us what our planets "deal" is. Are we an ice planet? A desert planet? We insist that earth has many diverse biomes. They take off their helmets and instantly learn our entire planet stinks like shit

At both Silent Hill and Iron Lung the people sitting next to me in the theater were vaping, and this is a sign to me that gamers have gotten too comfortable in society

Me if I attended Shiz: SAY IT NORMAL. SAY NORMAL WORDS.

I like to think of my style of comedy as "difficult"

Yo dude it smells like is-the-unit-of-power-or-radiant-flux-in-the-International-System-of-Units-(SI),-equal-to-1-joule-per-second-or-1-kg⋅m2⋅s−3 in here

Thanks!

Sorry I was late today, I stopped to help a bug

What did they do to Sour Patch Kids? They're so much more sour now

Bah humbug

"The Holodeck sure does malfunction a lot. What a nightmare. Captain Picard keeps it around because he's having sex with Sherlock Holmes right?"

Obama in a suit and black cowboy hat. The hat appears to be of good quality.

Trump in a suit and white cowboy hat. The hat appears to be of lower quality.

the hat on shein vs the hat they deliver

The most powerful narrative device a game can deploy is "throw you back to the main menu but it's different"

Aw honey, you *are* a worm

If I were a brutal dictator and there was a prophecy that a child born this year would one day defeat me I would simply have every child put to death. This would assure my continued survival

What is Pauline Hanson even doing down here in our city? It's so important to march and show her rhetoric isn't welcome here!

We also have a public discord if that helps??

They do though!

If you're having ongoing issues try emailing us or jumping on the discord! Unfortunately my knowledge of the website is limited!