Christopher Sommer

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

Nothing dries me up faster than low effort.

I would like a wing, I would like a wing
I would like a chicken wing on my dinner table.
I would like it big and juicy, shining
So I can take a flat and dip and munch about it.
And when the tray is here, forgive me, God, the ranch while I devour it.

I’ll stand in TSA lines if it means they stop executing citizens in the streets. This administration cannot govern.

🥰🥰🥰 you spoil me, bestie.

Hello, followers. I have pushed heavy things and eaten chicken chests. Fitness made.

Just do you know…

Girls FTW!

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I hope this is the thighlight of your day.

I have some Nike running shorts that have a brief liner.

Been putting the twigs through it!

Pump up the jam

Applying the traditional ATL lemon pepper to the wings prior to takeoff.

The boomers sure do love their loud ringers being on and speaker phone for all to enjoy.

Strange to see #ATL as a ghost town. But no ice is a welcome sight for those flight that are able to land in better-weather locations (not many in the USA). #gawx

Still just wet roads south of the metro. Some slight ice on treetops. ATL airport is wet and VERY empty. No security lines at all. #gawx #atl

Let’s see. Texas facing severe winter weather, I know one senator must be on his way to Mexico or someplace else already.

I’m convinced baby boomers and other generations are so terrible is because of all the lead poisoning.

“Everyone should experience first class at least once in their lives…”

Gaze upon its glory!

Celebrating the annual Grinchussy.

Thank you to all the brands for wishing me a merry Christmas.

I’m telling you these are the best fitting shirt I own.

Can some of y’all actually hear and understand song lyrics without having to look it up to make sense of them?

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God. Ate too much panettone.

Alcohol sucks. It’s not even fun anymore.

I wish Atlanta would just stop dragging along being stuck with horrific traffic and a MARTA that connects to hardly anything.