This is the only way I would return to my ex, Target:
07.03.2026 00:15
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This is the only way I would return to my ex, Target:
So a lot of the hype around LLMs and a lot of the userbase just fundamentally misunderstands what the technology is and what it’s capable of, instead treating it like a mythical supernatural or religious being. The industry openly encourages this delusion for profit
Eternally love a good orange-cat thread
FFS, it’s killing people, driving them from their homes, adding to the enormous debt we owe nature, and literally driving people insane. Unless it’s lifesaving, I don’t want to hear it.
I have watched so many mini-videos of people making acrylic tables with pretty things sealed inside. I am so hypnotized. I want roses and trinkets in MY table
A fine, fine selection
I originally felt like contacting my reps was for telling them my personal connection to some niche thing they might not be aware of. I did not realize it was going to involve "informing them that actually the president is not allowed to Do War without consulting them, so could they, like, object"
Why do Democrats keep fighting hard to pass rules that are already in place? ICE reforms, such as that they should have the kind of warrant they are already legally required to have. War reforms, such as that the president should have to do what he is already constitutionally required to do.
Meddling in the Middle East, Which Always Works Out So Well for Us: www.swistle.com/2026/03/01/m...
I DO know about Pokemon and this is a legit choice
if you believe in any form of free enterprise at all, the idea that the Pentagon can not only cut off your contract but designate you a supply chain risk and prevent other companies from buying from you just because you won't build killbots for the government should be terrifying
You sound like an unhinged person if you in plain words describe what’s happening, but the Trump admin demanded Anthropic’s AI be able to kill things for it w/out human approval and also do mass surveillance.
Anthropic said no, and now the admin is trying to destroy the company in retaliation.
I am on a fourth round of it with two separate facilities, and they are still like, "Oh, weird! Well, we'll delete that and you shouldn't get any more bills!" One month later: another bill. I am losing hair, tooth enamel, and the will to live. Insurance has called them, even! And still!
So the women’s hockey team got fresh pasta at a swanky restaurant in Milan with Stanley Tucci and the men’s team got cold McDonalds in a room blaring Toby Keith where the President didn’t even eat with them. Y’all idk if you’ve noticed but the patriarchy sucks FOR YOU.
That is not a chaise; that is the Cat Extension
Okay so I am NO HELP but ALSO: we are suddenly getting BILL AFTER BILL from over a year ago. WHAT IS GOING ON.
I would not care either, but with certain kids I might say they had to wait until 16---so it would seem more special, and so that I could check "Special 16" gift off my to-do list.
Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather
Also, this means I get to buy baby things. It feels like FOREVER since I got to buy baby things.
My cousin, who is also one of my top three closest friends, just welcomed her first grandbaby. I cannot tell you how much this feels like one of the best things that could ever happen. How did we GET here, when we were JUST NOW having babies of our own?? Who cares, because this is the best.
If an elected official brings our attention to an issue, I want them to say what they personally are going to do about it. I don't want only to be told that WE VOTERS need to do something about it, OR that we need to give them money. FIRST: what they are doing. THEN: they can tell me how I can help.
Henceforth, I will be describing the way that U.S. men’s hockey spectacularly squandered good will, brand recognition, and fan loyalty as “pulled a Target.”
They pulled a Target.
A neighbor gave me some garden sugar-snap peas that were so good they have ruined my life.
To summarize: The state of the union is that the union is amazing as long as you lie about every piece of it.
ABSOLUTELY THE HELL NOT
Only Bluesky takes.
I have cleaned a bathroom. I have scooped the litter box. There is a batch of laundry swooshing in the washer. I am in my pajamas. I have two full measures of alcohol on board and am ready to add a third as needed. I am gearing up to watch the State of the Union---as seen by Bluesky.
Local zoning is the way! A lot of these are being stopped or stalled by neighborhood organizing.
These warehouses often need to be purchased, permitted, approved for occupancy and specs. Each one of those steps can be interrupted.
Ppl are pressuring corps not to sell, counties to deny permits, etc
The server complimented me on how prepared I was when ordering my food and coffee. It’s possible to win at ordering and this is a normal thing to want
