“In case of fire” instructional graphic
IN CASE OF FIRE:
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
Has Bluesky come up with anything as good as this classic tweet yet? ⬇️
To be loved by these animals is one of the universes best gifts
I saw this in another place! The message is such a positive one I simply had to share!
I figured over the last twelve days of the year we should look back & reflect! 👀
So let’s start back in January 2024, when a shoplifter thought they’d be able to ‘hoof it’ away and ‘neigh-ver’ be caught! 😂
Top work from our #MetTaskforce colleagues as always! #ThinBlueLine 🎄
Black wolf looking straight at the camera. Pine forest behind. Yellow eyes.
We were seeing a 98% drop in exposure over on Twitter. The censorship was so extreme we thought it best to start over somewhere else. We chose Bluesky.
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Black and Tan German Shepherd Dog. He is wearing reindeer antlers in a christmas photo. He is sitting on grass.
19th Day of Christmas RPDs
RPD Cesar
Yes he was a beauty & an excellent PD !
He supported ERPDF at shows & events.
[We always include past & present
Heroes, ALWAYS !] 🐾💙🐾
essexretiredpolicedogs.co.uk
#Police #Dogs #Charity #Essex #Christmas
Black and Tan German Shepherd sitting in front of a Christmas Tree. He has a pretend christmas pudding with the words around it 'Merry Christmas. He has tinsel around his neck.
16th Day of Christmas RPDs
RPD Sirus
Yes he was a beauty & an super PD !
[We always include past & present
Heroes, ALWAYS !] 🐾💙🐾
essexretiredpolicedogs.co.uk
#Police #Dogs #Charity #Essex #Christmas
i feel like there should be a person who's job it is to show up the first day of shooting, sit the director and the cinematographer down in a room and say "whatever you're about to do, it does not need to be that dark."
Just may be the best thing you see today. A Steve Harvey look
Every wolf is worth fighting for 🐺
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They need a Spotify Wrapped but for biscuit consumption.
“You ate 1,825 custard creams this year! 🙌 That’s in the top 0.05% of custard cream eaters 👍🥳”
There are demands
Wolverine snarling
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They’re just sitting and judging people that walk by.. 😅
As I have somehow surpassed 7k followers on here I thought it might be nice to do a giveaway: All 7 of my books to one lovely winner. Just share and like to be in with a chance! 😁📚
When you can't leave the room for five minutes without the cat summoning a demon.
