I forgot that I made our wifi fucktrump2025 last year (haven’t opened this laptop at this house yet.) lmao and I STILL crack myself up but have notice more of those magat flags down since I’ve been back!
Ty honey:)
Can’t people just be happy for the slightest thing? We don’t have much these days.
Hope everyone has a great day! Headed back down to Pa and sleep, read, and play games for 12 hours! It’s going to be magnificent! xx
I do not remember downloading this lmao but I remember my gf and I dancing around to it when we were little and now it pops up non stop on my music! I still love it lol.
I will be coming to DC this Saturday. Could see someone Sunday late morning / early afternoon.
March is filling up very quickly, so if you can, send inquiries on the sooner side 😘😘
Ready to hit the road. This is how you stay youthful looking on the outside, dead on the inside!
Good morning! Nothing better than waking up to sweet emails. Great way to start the day!
NOEM: I would disagree with the judge
CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?
NOEM: A what?
CROCKETT: A law degree
NOEM: No I do no-
CROCKETT: Okay
Whenever I’m in the south I 100% feel like an alien I do not fit in lol. But I feel like that up here now too.
All I need are my gummies my kindle and a bubble bath!
Some days I just want to say fuck it get my international esty lic and work on a cruise ship. But then I remember I REALLY love money. One day maybe!
I got twitter again, was banned and def can’t find anyone there anymore but good lord the timeline there feels like you walked into the consciousness of like a chaotic middle schooler!
Much preferring House of Villians which is meant to be dumb and it’s funny and light vs the dumpster fire that was traitors last season.
She is so disappointing almost as much as her hats. Womp womp.
Very cute!
I was just exiting my car and some old dude came and babbled stuff to me I said sorry I have no idea what you’re saying in my perfectly clear English speaking voice and he said oh what are ya a Spanish? No I just don’t speak hillbilly but the way he said it is why I detest this town. Racists suck.
Oh my lol.
Whats up now?
My latest favorite cardio activity is going on threads and watching all the ppl with shit takes get ripped to absolute shreds in the comments. It is *chef’s kiss* .. BELLISSIMA!
Just cleared Walgreens out of their Diet Coke minis (1 6 pk left at $1million per can.) Now time to work out, take the old fart to lunch then escape up to Roanoke for some fun! Hope everyone has a great day!
You don’t want to know the heinous things I think and say when I’m in the south!
If you’ve got nothing nice to say, come sit next to me. 😂 best quote
His blood pressure has got to be through the roof right now, so if anyone has a chance to ask him an aggressive question about the Epstein files, that really could make It happen today.
Come on, reporters. We'll build statues in your honor.
It’s okay she looks like a man in a wig. You’re allowed to be mean to things like magats.
Living on the border between sw va and nc I see the posts on next door and I am afraid those ppl can vote and I know exactly who they’re voting for. It’s terrifying.
Whelp...never using an in-room coffee machine in a hotel again
When is darwinism going to take the wheel? Just wash them in the sink like a normal human!
France is looking even better and better and better than ever lol the last time I was there I had an allergic reaction to adhesive which had me looking like Quadimod.. feels like it’s time for an extended redo visit!
