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slowpoke razriguez

@slwpkrazriguez

but i'm a robber. and a manslaughterer. and i haven't had any parental guidance.

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played for like 5 hours last night, it’s so good dude

07.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

06.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 7000 πŸ” 2058 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 12
RE9 comic
Leon says "oh shit!" as a doctor zombie with a chainsaw and a nurse zombie approach him
The doctor zombie swings the chainsaw and lobs off the nurse zombies arm, Leon goes "uhh...."
Both zombies get sliced up by the chainsaw and Leon looks back at the camera Jim Halpert style

RE9 comic Leon says "oh shit!" as a doctor zombie with a chainsaw and a nurse zombie approach him The doctor zombie swings the chainsaw and lobs off the nurse zombies arm, Leon goes "uhh...." Both zombies get sliced up by the chainsaw and Leon looks back at the camera Jim Halpert style

this may be a hospital, but this guy's no dr. salvador #re9

06.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 3825 πŸ” 772 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 9

i love having free will
#RE9 #ScoobyDoo

05.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 9564 πŸ” 3194 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 16
color illustration of animal man and some animals playing cards at a table

color illustration of animal man and some animals playing cards at a table

Animal Man
11x14 archival quality print

available here: bensears.bigcartel.com/product/anim...

05.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 270 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

god I love this. buddy baker is the man.

06.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saros on PC? or did Sony absolutely fuck you guys?

06.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
I've Got a Computer
I've Got a Computer YouTube video by Corvax

youtu.be/N1GmQdWzSRU?...

06.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m stealing these off the face of the first person I see in public with them and yeeting them into the abyss

05.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my friends, whose opinions I generally respect, keep saying this and I won’t be tricked

05.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I know it’s not the right jersey number but

04.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is that Jalen Brunson?

04.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

04.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 12457 πŸ” 2583 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 79
P1- NANCY IS VERY SHOCKED WHEN SLUGGO SHOWS HER HOW HE IS PAID FOR WORKING AT THE BAIT AND TACKLE SHOP

SLUGGO: THEY PAY ME IN
WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING AN OPEN CAN FILLED WITH WORMS

P1- NANCY IS VERY SHOCKED WHEN SLUGGO SHOWS HER HOW HE IS PAID FOR WORKING AT THE BAIT AND TACKLE SHOP SLUGGO: THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS SLUGGO IS HOLDING AN OPEN CAN FILLED WITH WORMS

WOIMS WEDNESDAY

04.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 1347 πŸ” 284 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 22

good morning i love illegal immigration!!!!!!!!

04.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let me hold your hand when I say this: we don't have to set every artsy emo indie game in the PNW or PNW-adjacent biomes. It's all starting to bleed together yknow.

03.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 382 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 44
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JEAN GREY… I guess I’ve been in an X-Men mood πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

03.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 486 πŸ” 110 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

03.03.2026 10:09 πŸ‘ 1674 πŸ” 458 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 9
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choice

02.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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I am overjoyed to see that this picture is still exactly where I left it on the internet and nobody has noticed.

02.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 2618 πŸ” 949 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 6
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Employers in the RE universe have to do better. You can't tell me they didn't look at this guy and think "that guy is going to do some evil science." That's just about the most evil science guy I've ever seen.

02.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

house of leaves is so good

02.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Five guys: ginyu force

02.03.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

two men: the blowjob brothers
three men: tonight on top gear
four men: weezer

02.03.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 4224 πŸ” 1385 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 35
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A drawing I like.

27.02.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Cute rounded square illustration of Leon from Resident Evil 4 saying "Where’s everyone going? Bingo?"

Cute rounded square illustration of Leon from Resident Evil 4 saying "Where’s everyone going? Bingo?"

Leon...

27.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 347 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m picking it up day 1, send your boy a hat

27.02.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lmao fuck off really??

27.02.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my cat threw her breakfast up this morning and I was like β€œBABY NO PLS”

she does that shit like one a week

26.02.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

great game but the dev released it into 1.0 unfinished, abandoned it, and I haven’t been back since

26.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0