Laura Franco

like i’m insane but not stand in line for a trader joe’s tote bag insane

twitter going down three separate times in one day lol

the sting that comes with freelance rejections never quite goes away, does it

falling on one’s ass at whole foods in front of the salad bar has to be some sort of poetic symbol

manifesting: 2025 *will* be my get rich quick scrooge mcduck era

still debating on whether i should carry over thirsty stan vibes on here or grow tf up and document my desperation for suddenly coming into cold hard cash instead

we all just really miss live tweeting through things together huh

Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.

tell me why i’m invalid, @bsky.app

i also want to say the following:

- elon can choke
- threads has always been lame

No offense but please stop posting screenshots of Elon posts we’re all here because we don’t want to see that and his relevance should live and die there

rebuilding and letting go of a small part of one’s digital footprint is slightly more difficult than i had anticipated ☹️

leon being a lame ass per usual. you were only speaking the truth!

wtf?! def better that we stay here, i guess

um should i start using this again

twitter moments 4eva

new text-based platforms debuting by the day and even more reasons to miss the greatness of twitter 1.0 :(

a lot of angst, anxiety, and a must-eats list for chicago (but absolutely worth it!)

If I crawled my way up from irrelevancy to relative obscurity on one platform I can do it again

I would think Twitter self destructing was a lot funnier if using Twitter wasn’t tied to my stupid career

It’s me I’m sorry

seriously though, when are we going to overthrow elon and zaslav

look what you’ve done, elon

i too am here because of the rate limit

making friends in williamsburg

*taps mic*

zax sauce is infinitely better than chick-fil-a sauce

seriously wtf, jack?

i don’t know what to talk about on here, y’all

Popping back over to twitter after skeeting

are we really calling these “skeets”