Eddie Spencer-Small

It's Benidorm for people who think that The Apprentice is aspirational

Kind of incredible. I was just sitting down to write about how Starmer should be given credit for keeping us out of this mess when he does this. Unutterably foolish and obsequious. Why in God's name should we have anything to do with this shortsighted madness.

Red Notice. With the Rock, Ryan Reynolds, Gal Gadot (and a cameo from Ed Sheeran), it's truly one of the most cursed movies of all time

I get the feeling that she doesn't actually enjoy acting, and would rather be anywhere else

the only way to improve Star Trek: TNG would be if they'd give each major character an episode where they fucked a ghost trapped in a candle

Maybe you should see a doctor about that mate

Gold Again!!!!

It's mixed Skeleton as well, so something for everyone

Some top tier arses on display in the Olympic Skeleton

I found out a few years ago that the Spencer in my name, (which I had known all my life as a double-barrelled surname) is actually a middle name that every member of our family has. Even my mum, when she married and became a Small, was made to have Spencer as her middle name as well. Madness!

I'm always baffled by parents who complain about having to explain stuff to their children. What did you think that role was going to entail exactly.

Been watching all the BAFTA and Oscar Nominees (really suffered through Avatar: One Fire Battle after Another), and was really caught off guard by how often they said the word Steve in Steve. If you ran a drinking game you would have been killed.

Steve (2025) dir. Tim Mielants

Why did they call it conjunctivitis and not conjunctivEYEtis? Haha haha haha

(I think I have conjunctivitis)

Elon not being happy despite having all the money is like someone losing at a game in tutorial mode, which he also does

Girls team for you Glenn (Levi) Coco! You go Glenn (Levi) Coco! #theapprentice

Well done on the BBC continuity for giving away the cliffhanger of Nigel surviving. Really made the start of #Eastenders more suspenseful.

The new series of #TheApprentice is taking on a dark turn with Claudia saying in the trailer that some will live and some will die.

Time for the annual defrosting of Ruby Turner. #HOOTENANNY

John Hamm gets into the music in a nightclub, closing his eyes and perhaps reminiscing about younger days.

When the boogie-woogie beat drops at midnight. #Hogmanay 🥳 #Hootenanny

Ironically, hootenanny is my safe word. #HOOTENANNY

"Nothing beats that just booked feeling" What the hell do Jet2 think they're doing changing their advert like that?

If she thinks the Gillette theme song is an original by Tom Grennan, she's too young for you bro

Why is it only fantastic if your neighbour is Swiss Duo? Would you feel the same if they were from Sudan?

Duolingo giving off racist undertones here.

I cried five times.

It's definitely the beginning of the end for #CallTheMidwife as they've started doing the "we don't know what to do anymore so we'll send them all on holiday" storyline.

@dankackroyd.bsky.social I'm assuming you've bought front row tickets for this

It's the most terrible time of the year: the return of the On The Beach family.

This priest is spitting some bars fr #MidnightMass