Wait, how was it not “Under the Table and Wheezing”?

You’re allowed to overturn goaltending calls when you get them wrong? Huh.

Is that fucking real?!?

Looking forward to the rematch in the title game

Confirmed my ass

I am full of regret.

That one’s on me. I turned the game on at 22-21.

Wheeeee offensive rebounds

Diarrhea followed by vomiting? In THIS economy?!?

Get his ass

When’s the last time Michigan had decisive wins at Breslin and Mackey in the same season? Has to be decades, right?

WFH? You don’t have today off?

Your pops would be proud, truly.

Done. And a beautiful send-off, as well. Your handiwork?

I had no idea. I’m so sorry, my friend.

@schmutzie.bsky.social are you watching the golf? Two hole-outs on 1 already, including Burns, who just banked it off of the flagstick on the fly. Never seen anything like it.

Get it, son. Keep stacking those runs.

That’s adorable!

What a country!!

Did he have a different nom de plume on Deadspin?

I tapped out without even exiting my driveway. No 4 WD and my street isn’t plowed, so I’m not going to make it someone else’s problem when I get stuck.

Incredible. And embarrassing, sheesh.

Oh my GOD I’ve ever heard that story.

Or credit?

Can we retire the “Coach Cowher” shtick yet? It’s now been two decades since he’s held a clipboard.

I’m so sorry, my friend.

I love stories with happy endings!

But was he on the scooter?

Beat me to it. Well done.

That sounds incredible.