Ophiderom

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Slipping a hand into your pants to feel your woolly nullpatch when someone asks if it was worth it to get the cool horns. What a stupid question, you think as your sheepbrain activates, you'd have sacrificed so much just for the nullpatch.

Getting sick of this person messaging you with "chicken transformation magic" nonsense but then you see the Block button has turned into a Bawk button. You decide not to try pressing it again after it makes you lay an egg in your pants.

I call this spotlight "mood lighting" because anyone illuminated under it will experience whatever kink scenario I'm in the mood for at the moment. You could stop being gravid and laying colourful eggs if you stepped out of the light but that wouldn't feel conclusive or earn you much applause.

Well, you're a dinosaur. Volunteering for the balls -> condom -> museum pipeline?

CV pred that cums quick-fossilising tree resin so that all of their prey's bones are beautifully preserved in amber (once you peel off that useless, taut condom). If it's really quick-fossiling, it might forever be shaped like thick ropes of hyper cum in-flight.

All it takes is exploiting a weakness of his. Hypnoscreens perhaps. Oh, and people to sacrifice.

There's some conflict between me wanting Ophi to clone TF near every person he encounters and me wanting him to be special, dangerous and rewarding in some way. Say he becomes some cool mace on death. How long until they're more common than iron ones? Until they farm him for more?

If your sona is an equine and has any connection to the undead, their hooves should leave glue with every step. They should probably also cum glue. Don't mind the latex suit and vibe wand I'm holding.

Sitting on the grass pantsless but your donut ass encapsulates and "eats" some of it so now you're UDTFing into a sheep.

Getting a glimpse at the weave of fate of you and all your friends. There are events you remember and branches you expect but then you see it all converge into a single point helpfully labelled mass jewellery TF.

I guess I could be a macro for Macro March but I'll probably just do normal Ophi things scaled up. Petrifying a building (and everyone inside) instead of a person. Turning others into underwear and food and drink. Maybe clone TF one but it's just an external cosmetic layer.

fhfgddfa they'll work for that one pair but then I'll forever be fatter than they were. There can only be so many bigger morsels.

dfsdgd even if the underwear TF increases in range too, I'll very quickly lack the agility to put it on. Maybe that doesn't matter if anyone who sees me nude and huge ends up as another pair on the ground.

Not to worry, they can become mine.

fgfdgs surely I'd have to siphon off a lot of people to get that big! Or maybe just a few that were larger than I thought. The TF is sensible either way, I can customise to whatever size I end up as.

dfhfghsds and what of the poor sap underneath me?

Okay, maybe I could stand to be a bit heavier if I'm going to be sitting on people so much. Good luck feeding me if I refuse to get up though. I'm going to do it my way and leech the calories right from you.

Transformation becoming abundant enough in a world that now it needs a deity, with the mortal responsible for the most TF undergoing the apotheosis. Is it one of countless wizards or alchemists? No, it's the person who only has clothing and furniture that looks like their friends.

NOOOO

Sheep who turns so many people into milkshakes that they wear a holster for the cup. Remember to stand close so they can get you into their empty cup rather than making a new one.

djhfddhfg your frosting better be worth it.

Sorta like how many belly is going to spill over whatever's in front of me, you mean?

hdfdf hang on, I see that advancement in fattening target in the alt text-

dhjfd well you see, currently I have pants that fit me. I like fitting in them. However, I can't just leave a cake uneaten.

I'm getting the worrying impression that you're going to be closer to the tiered cake end of the scale than the cupcake end.

Damn, I should've just made that the post.

Sheep don't even do absorption anymore. They just turn people into Cakes of <body part> Fattening and have them as dessert. Sometimes they perform size theft by having the half of a pizza with their toppings grow the eater's assets and the half with your toppings shrink the eater's assets.

Oviposition curse that makes you lay an egg whenever you get excited. When you beat the creature that afflicted you with it, whenever you're about to cum, when you think you've finally broken the curse.

Clothing TF attacks. Filling the arena with clothes pegs that act like bear traps and washing lines that act like tripwires. Conjuring a whirlpool that sucks you into a washing machine. Stabbing with a sewing needle spear. Counterattacking with a wardrobe shield.