Cyg / Fwylċȳ

Callin his FUPA a tootsie roll cuz im TEARIN IN2 THAT SHIT BRUTHERRRRR!!!!

Tbh i know trans women are """"real women"""" cuz i feel fucking raped every time someone misunderstands some blindingly obvious shit i just said. I love being retraumatizdd as a form of gender affirmation. (Cuz im a doll 💕💕)

MISBEHAVIOR DERECRED: YOU ARE BANISHED TO THE "SLEEPING BOAT" FOR THE NIGHT.

Redneck (the ethnic identity not the commodified product sold on shows like Duck Dynasty) is an excellent example of dialectics, much like ethnically irish folks livin in the empire (big island. The b one. Not the lil chunk of ireland they still got their lil fingies in)

Trying to communicate a single sentence to my cis woman teacher without her getting scared and treating me like a loud scarynwhite man (she fears my autistic doll swag) like: hahah ok tryna tell u im scared and stressed but sure fág mo focain croí sa focain taobh amuigh fuar goa

a dhearthár i gCríost....... 😵‍💫 stad éeeeeee n'fhéidir liom pictiúir mar seo a thógáil níos móoooooooo... 🫠

A meme in the style of the Pokemon game Pokopia for Nintendo Switch 2 turning the title into a verbose light novel title: I Accidentally Destroyed KantO and Was Reincarnated As A DIttO So Now I Must Atone for My SIns By Rebuilding Kanto Brick by Brick And Discovering The Power of Friendship

If Pokémon Pokopia was a Light Novel

In a recent interview, Cillian Murphy officially spoke out about the reports that he has been cast as Voldemort in HBO's #HarryPotter TV series:

“I’m categorically not. Can you make that the headline?”

Source: The Times | Learn More: bit.ly/4sjY99S

Óh agus táim ag leanúint gach Gaeilgeora dheasa mar gheall ba maith liom níos mó chairde Gaeilgeora. Táim ag foghlaim Gaelainne ach ní Éireannach mé, níl ionam ach yank goa.

Oh yeah and i have a conlang called quiltish in english (æn cwyltæg in quiltish, cuiltis as Gaelainn, cuiltés en español). It is a language i made because i dont really have a "culture" or "ancestry" or "mother tongue" in the traditional senses of those. So i made a culture for everyone like me.

Top ten surfaces to squirm on

Ag smaoineamh fé ghrá agus caillteanas.

a yellow and white background with a few spots of light Alt: cárta theilifís na gaeilge

críochnaithe le l'indétectable / deep fake ar sheinnteoir tg4 (grmaibh Sphère Média agus Radio-Canada) ach beidh mé ag filleadh ar ROS NA RÚN anois, mar a bhfuil an fhíordhrámaíocht fhíorga le fáil #rosnarúnsraith30 #luchtleanúnajohnjoe

jumping on the bandwagon!

a very hastily done edit of a chick tract depicting a child and their mother in their yard. the child's face has a badly cropped art of Handler Warhound from Warhound, as depicted in art by @straybimboroadk1ll.bsky.social. Panel 1: Handler: There is no God! Right, Mama? Mother: True. Handler: So, how do i know what's right or what's wrong? Panel 2: Mother: It's up to you, Handler. *Evolution does away with morals!* Handler: Wow. Anything goes! I can lie, cheat... What's to keep me from becoming a god?

we should make reverse cuckoldry a thing

like a bunch of losers watch as someone bangs their wife

it could be like the olympics with the score cards

america's got talent

and i'm looking at it

Cgl ag postáil seo chomh is féidir libh mise a thuiscint níos mó:

Hi i am a sack of flesh and machine called a "woman" sometimes and called a "foetid cur" others. i like languages and anatomy. I do art. Ttrpgs. Beautiful women and gorgeous dykes. Drag. Clowning. Miniatures. I look likr this:

Me, a butch girlwizard, casting power word "never kill yourself" in the form odf a silly little monosyllabic noun i call a name: flesh

Ah tmbn la razón por mi alarma es que aprendí español al principio y entonces tengo una poca sopresa q lo me va cuando paso tan poco tiempo con un otro.... los idiomas.... son..... celosos...

Tá "de" ann... ar an laghad....

Tú... tú... cgl.... thú.... te.. agus tá sé roimh an briathar... cgl.... sibh.... ustedes.... fan... vosotros...? VOS? USTED??? a.... a dhia.... mo chreach is mo léan....

Tá fíos agam go bfhuil seo a thuiscint ag mo chairde ghaeilgeora go bhfoghlaimíd Spáinnis goaaaaa. Agus na focail gaolmhara! A dhia! M'iontas m'eagla goa

Pq deben español y irlandés tener lo mismo palabra para el pronombre en segunda persona pero lo usan con tantas formas differentes...... ¡¡me rotan el cerebro!! Akkajajajajjshshdbsjjs 😭😭😭

Shitposts aside, the phrase "what makes you a criminal? Getting caught." Is actually really instructive

Lord of the Rings is just shitty Starwars but with dragons

I dint know i n-aon chor who any of you people are or how i found mysekf in this strange land but im Pretty Sure That's Nog..,, ..,..

ya as rhe subject form of you like
ya/you/your. Please accept my innovación on the english language ur welcome fellow sosoynawgwr please adopt this forever so we stop being so vague with the you shit. It though... Ite? No. No! Stupid.. stupid! *hits head with a big balloon hammer, starts sobbing*

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