Irony Man.
23.02.2026 20:27
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Irony Man.
"I ain't never been one for your fancy book learnin', but I reckon resectionin' a prostate ain't no more difficult than firin' a six-shooter." -Worst urologist ever
Cherry-picking the parts they consider important. Acting on what they imagine the files say instead of what they actually say. Reality is not their friend.
"Ethics waiver" is the modern version of the sale of indulgences. It's Reformationin' time.
Insanity. They are laughing at us.
"Foolish lagomorph, Illusionz are for offspring!" -alien replicant of the Trix rabbit
Dr. Pepper's doctorate is purely honorary.
Mr. Pibb, on the other hand, holds a PhD in art history, making him technically Dr. Pibb. He is far too modest to flout it, however.
Why did he go with "Kid Rock" when "Hillbilli Vanilli" was available?
"Hello. My name is Mike Johnson. I am an average American human person. It is pleasing to make your acquaintance." -No real person ever
"Mike Johnson" sure sounds like an alias. Who is he really? What is he hiding? #UnmaskMikeJohnson
Evangelicals rail against “elites” while asserting the exclusive right to eternal salvation. The universe has a sense of humor.
Typesetters across the nation poised and ready with NOEM NOEMORE.
Le sigh.
MURDER charges. Not murser.
Wow! So quick to charge a journalist with civil rights crimes, but dragged their feet on even investigating civil rights violation against ICE for murdering Alex Pretti.
apnews.com/article/don-...
Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢
i think this is exactly right. fascism is the Death Drive as ideology. it's why the catastrophic end of the Nazi Party does not deter people from worshipping Nazis. that the Nazis destroyed Germany along with the rest of Europe is part of the appeal.
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Fun fact about Kristi Noem: "Kristi" is short for "Kristallnacht."
Prediction: Kristi Noem soon to be Secretary Noemore.
Breaking: Greg Bovino to return to his old job overseeing Saturday detention for the Breakfast Club.
Imagine insisting on kids first over politics.
Videos analyzed by @nytimes appear to contradict DHS accounts that the man approached agents with a handgun and the intent to “massacre” them. Footage shows the man holding a phone in his hand, not a gun, when agents take him to the ground. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/us...
Maybe America’s problem is not having any Founding Mothers.
Democracy presumes citizens capable of judgment.
It does not presume markets capable of justice.
China is 5,000 miles away from Greenland, with several continents in between. Also the North Pole. I'm no tactician, but I think they're fine.
