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@basementbroben

I post for myself! MOVIES my language. Bad jokes, monsters, toys, cats, snacks. Kind-ish. Void-shouter. 🚫 Most-AI. Spoiler-aware. Hyphen-enthusiast. he/him. poly #ReturnYourCart #FixYourHeartOrDie Instagram= sweeney_and_a_movie

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Seems like a fool (whoever he is)
Anyway...

07.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An ugly ass CGI Zilla (the American Godzilla) attacking Sydney Australia. It looks like shit and is weirdly tinted blue

An ugly ass CGI Zilla (the American Godzilla) attacking Sydney Australia. It looks like shit and is weirdly tinted blue

I really appreciated the utter contempt this movie shows towards the American "Zilla". Dude gets taken out like the Mysterio boss fight from the Spider-Man 2 video game

07.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a suit and tie is giving a thank you sign . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is giving a thank you sign .
07.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―!
A bit of relief from the hellscape only for it to double-down (but I'll take the reprieve)

07.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Marilynn!
Bumpy road ahead...

07.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#Caturday may be a bit dry for a while...

07.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"I know posters who use subtext, and they're all cowards" a modified meme featuring Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

"I know posters who use subtext, and they're all cowards" a modified meme featuring Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

07.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I sure hope that C.H.U.D. post is what lost followers

07.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember it having its moments, with a vibe similar to 8 Legged Freaks, but probably wouldn't recommemd too far beyond background noise. I think it drug out a bit. But I also believe I threw it into a lot for like five bucks to hit free shipping πŸ™ƒ

07.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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C.H.U.D. is back…in Ted form.

07.03.2026 05:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 05:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a trench coat is pointing at the camera with his finger . Alt: a man in a trench coat is pointing at the camera with his finger .

I’m making the leap from nonfiction (my book A CUT BELOW from McFarland) to fiction. So, I’m looking for a fiction agent interested in a sci-fi horror apocalyptic satire ready to go, plus me, also ready to go.
For anyone interested my email is on my profile. I look forward to hearing from you!

07.03.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't have the energy to feel that strongly about medja anymore, but for a time I was pissed that the "anivasion" of Pokemon got Batman Beyond canceled, and later I refused to accept Damian Wayne, but the only thing that sticks is that I refuse to believe that Terry is linked to Bruce by blood πŸ€“

07.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What do you MEAN Peter Porker doesn't have a villain named Hog-Goblin

07.03.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Tin Man horror character from The Wizard of Death

The Tin Man horror character from The Wizard of Death

youtu.be/ve10Z_wb9ng?...

07.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course! It's on the Internet Archive: archive.org/details/satu...

07.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(In my best Rich)
"whaaaaAAAAATTTTT"

07.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The cover for the sleazy game Leisure Suit Larry

The cover for the sleazy game Leisure Suit Larry

Pizza Face from Pizza Hut chilling in his house alone, looking pretty content (if I don't say so myself)

Pizza Face from Pizza Hut chilling in his house alone, looking pretty content (if I don't say so myself)

Realized I'm poly
My last comment on it...

1) What they think it means
2) What it actually means

07.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Have fun, #TheLastDriveIn kids, and godspeed from an honorary(?) mutant πŸ«‘πŸ––πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ #MutantFam #TheDriveInWillNeverDie

07.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Temporary name change because I made myself laugh

07.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸšͺ (Dr. Manhattan has entered the chat)

07.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Posting my skeet on 🟦☁️ in 2026:

🎡 I now know
the depths I reach are limitless 🎡

07.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Posting my status on AIM in 2002:

🎡 I now know
the depths I reach are limitless 🎡

07.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Monsters Monopoly

07.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Quietly stops raving about what I saw from season 1)

07.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More like EXCALIBUTTS

07.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Anna Faris & Regina Hall
I wouldn't be nearly as interested without them

07.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wanna be on Scary Movie 6's side-- if only for the girl leads-- but every defense I have has 2 indefensible follow-ups (The Wayans Hydra?) Good on dad for defending his trans kid, but he should stfu with this "CANCEL cancel culture" shit

07.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've gotten 3 McBoo buckets. Might buy some scratch-offs

07.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0