Desdemona

I really wanna do a poll of "which of these chunky monster ladies is your favorite" but alas

can this website not do polls yet

All this woman does is call people "Punkin" and say "good golly gosh" and "Me oh my"

Her name is Samantha Hain but she goes by Samhain

That'll be all five of the ideas I had for my halloweenies. I MAYBE have one more but we'll see if I can actually get the design to work

how does a scarecrow even get fat that's dumb as hell

I've never seen this woman touch a dirty dish outside of throwing them at the wall for fun

The office vibe is a powerful one

The endless drive to see number go up is a toll on the mind no matter how much you try not to care. I feel the same way sometimes, but I think in the end the only person I want to impress with my art is my immediate friend group who I put it in front of and they put it on the fridge with a magnet.

So she's bad at cleaning and she's got a terrible attitude and the work ethic of a wet sock, what really MATTERS is that I can't fire her because I'm kind of scared of her and I think she'll hit me.

I feel this feeling deeply

Having just come back after like, a year of not drawing, I basically forgot how to draw fat women

If I opened up a little thing where you can ask my funny little characters in-character questions would you guys be into that

She turns into this and the Luvia puts her in a handbag

The mighty and terrifying werewolf in her fully transformed state!!! Remus is really not beating the domestication allegations tbh

why she named that she's a dog not a danged horse

She's trying to be the archetypical stoic female butler stock character but when Luvia calls her a good girl she can't help but start wagging. Girl is domesticated.

She's trying to look really cool and sophisticated please don't do that

Being Luvia's right hand woman involves a lot of sitting around and eating tea cakes.

That's enough drawing for today I think

We found out who's dog it is it's Luvia's dog

her job, looks like

whos fuckin dog is that

The bit is that both of them insist they're the owner of the castle they live in. Lucretia has the deed, but Luvia died living there.

All of Lucretia's various ghoulish minions were forced to buy a copy so by technicality you are correct

I liked the part where they forgot which one of them wanted which thing halfway through and then they just ended up ordering from cheesecake factory

there's a werewolf and a Frankenstein coming too please look forward to it

Here they are solo for those of you who want to see these two horrible women on their own for whatever reason.

Reviews for the series include such classics as "I didn't know there were so many synonyms for jiggling" and "why was there an entire book where they argued over what to doordash"

"My life as a vampire with an annoying fucking ghost that lives in my house" is an infamous lite novel series that has the dubious honor of never selling a single copy to a living human being.

I noticed a SMALL ERROR on my last post it'll be back up in a second promise