HANK

White guys from Miami either look like chet Hanks or Mike McDaniels, nothing in between

really looking forward to Mother Mary coming out in April. gotta love David Lowery

He's so buff because he wants to look like Jesus on the cross

Christian Rock and it's Dwayne Johnson with a big cross tattoo on his chest instead

Christian Rock: CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE CONGREGATION IS COOKING

Plants were nothing before zombies hit the scene

They're fun watches! Thanks

Clint Eastwood in a diner with a rooster on the table named Macho in CRY MACHO (Eastwood)

Macho

ESPN has the best platform for it

most likely!

fell asleep and forgot about Ashton Kutcher, such bliss, why am i always thinking about Ashton Kutcher

guy who has never heard of a kangaroo: sorry, I don't want to mispronounce anything, can I just call you Jack?

informing the press of my whereabouts

ate some beans

feeling like the white david bowie

wassup playboy

guy next to me on the train this morning was watching Venom: Let There Be Carnage on his ipad mini

eating a pizza sloppy style

You didn't help much though huh

Alt, gay, and from NJ? Where do I sign

They're building concentration camps and murdering people in the streets! Fuck you!

Guy who only watches Olympic skiing for the crashes

reminder there are public database projects to track both ICE agents and license plates for ICE vehicles

wiki.icelist.is/index.php/Ca...

ipfs.io/ipfs/bafybei...

was out in the snow last night and got slimed 😑

The Best Actor category at the Oscars should be sponsored by Five Guys Burgers and Fries

call me Toucan Sam the way I'm feeling loopy and fruity 🦜

feeling loopy AF

I'm the deepest corners of the cavern lies a tavern called Cavern Tavern but their touchtunes machine broke 🫤

Do bass Coward. You can do something about this, posting does not constitute doing something

Going on holiday for the next two days and I will be up to no good