Finally watched the end of Stranger Things. I thought the series was dreadful, the last episode was a minor improvement but still 2 hours of my life I’m not getting back

Finally got around to watching the Thursday Murder Club. Pierce Brosnan might be the worst piece of casting in the history of film.

There is a lot of talk about the ‘terrible twos’ but nobody warns you about the ‘cunt threes’.

2025 Oasis fans might be more annoying than Arsenal fans.

‘I only know Wonderwall’ these fuckers that got tickets for insta likes. Fuck off man

I love when you buy something from Amazon and it’s so shit that when you try return it, they say ‘don’t send it back to us, we’ll just refund you’

Newborn and toddler combo feels like a punishment, its relentless and 99% of the time stressful as shit.

I think NCT should be less about newborns and more about warning you that once the baby is 2 they will likely turn into a turbo cunt.

I am such a fan of the NHS, it needs to be cherished and protected at all costs. However, 20 years of austerity under the Conservatives really has screwed it. The hospital I am in with my wife is falling apart and has been completely neglected. I feel bad for the patients and especially the staff.

After spending 8 hours in A&E yesterday I am back at Heathrow. It’s a 1 hour flight, departure time is 8.30am and my meeting is at 2PM. Will I make it? Never know with @britishairways.bsky.social

I booked the first flight of the day as I thought it might leave on time. Nope, been sat on the plane for an hour and not moved. FFS

Update. There is now another madman eating crisps, this time cheese and onion. What the fuck is going on

I’m at the airport, it’s 735am and some maniac is chowing down on some prawn cocktail crisps. Pretty rank.

Elon Musk should be banned from the UK.

Spread the word mate, we need more regular folk on here.

I am so happy to open this app and not be greeted by a bunch of right wing nutters, bots or onlyfans spam.

Finally took the plunge and escaped the far right cesspit that is Twitter.