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Father. Husband. Mammal. Recreational liar. Professional software antagonist.  🌹

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A 28mm scale terrain building that looks like a Waffle House but says YINZERHOUSE

A 28mm scale terrain building that looks like a Waffle House but says YINZERHOUSE

the tables for today’s infinity tournament include my absolute favorite piece of terrain

01.03.2025 19:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sitting here at the Pens game watching Ryan Graves do Ryan Graves things and thinking that @amergina.bsky.social should branch out into hockey murder mysteries and maybe do one about a team having its own player killed for salary cap reasons.

11.12.2024 02:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone should remind the billionaires that before workers had the right to organize and join a union, disgruntled employees occasionally resorted to using bombs and bullets to make themselves heard.

25.11.2024 00:00 πŸ‘ 5441 πŸ” 1142 πŸ’¬ 188 πŸ“Œ 91

just perfectly fitting that 600 came from such a ridiculous angle too

24.11.2024 01:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this may be universally true. r/pittsburgh has one particular Arby’s in the suburbs but also the world’s strangest Burger King on the south side.

24.11.2024 00:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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setting up for RPG night is so soothing

19.11.2024 00:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@elljayvalentine.bsky.social is already sick of me saying β€˜b-b-b-b-bennie and the gesserits’

18.11.2024 04:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

now picturing a HIMARS launcher but for sausages

18.11.2024 04:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Uzbek leftovers from Kavsar up on Mt Washington are top-tier β€” dumplings, stews, noodles, a little carrot salad, some nice soft bread to heat up and mop everything up with.

18.11.2024 01:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even if they Pod Save libs *are right* (big if) that anti-trans sentiment swung the election, the idea that we should abandon justice when it’s unpopular is so repugnant and regressive I can’t even get my mind around it. We fight for justice because it’s right, not because it’s popular.

17.11.2024 23:21 πŸ‘ 1730 πŸ” 345 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 25
The board for Thunder Toad Vendetta, with cars and motorcycles racing.

The board for Thunder Toad Vendetta, with cars and motorcycles racing.

all the expansions from the Thunder Road Vendetta kickstarter showed up, and boy was what this game needed some motorcycles, stunt ramps, and fire. super fun.

18.11.2024 01:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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bird sounds

16.11.2024 15:13 πŸ‘ 29317 πŸ” 5981 πŸ’¬ 203 πŸ“Œ 227

do you have to get the phrasing precisely right too or is the parser at least pretty good?

16.11.2024 17:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d agree but tbh these dudes probably shouldn’t be allowed to be around elementary school kids.

01.11.2024 02:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We had a glowing-eye mothman too! Kid was all apologetic that she had to take the mask off to actually see into the candy bowl.

01.11.2024 01:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

standing front of his door shaking, white-knuckled grip on the AR-15, piss dripping down his leg

31.10.2024 23:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

he looks like someone put an inflatable sex doll on a road flagging crew

31.10.2024 00:06 πŸ‘ 1031 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 6
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Kamala Harris' campaign has set up an island in Fortnite, another foray into the gaming space for Democrats.

Trump's campaign also has an in-game presence as the antagonists in the classic franchise "Wolfenstein"

28.10.2024 16:47 πŸ‘ 2209 πŸ” 567 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 50

That whole exhibit is wild and great. I especially love the whole β€œyeah maybe I’ll throw my wife in as Mary again” period.

28.10.2024 03:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Vinn diagram. Prometheus, Saruman, and the Dude from Big Lebowski. The overlap between Prometheus and Sauruman: "cunning fire and technology wielder". Saruman and the Dude: "Obsession with large heavy ball". The Dude and Prometheus: "Severe liver damage". Overlap for all three: "Hates the fucking eagles"

Vinn diagram. Prometheus, Saruman, and the Dude from Big Lebowski. The overlap between Prometheus and Sauruman: "cunning fire and technology wielder". Saruman and the Dude: "Obsession with large heavy ball". The Dude and Prometheus: "Severe liver damage". Overlap for all three: "Hates the fucking eagles"

20.08.2023 20:35 πŸ‘ 2525 πŸ” 959 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 22

Even after more than a decade of Uber, people don’t seem to get that the venture capitalists only subsidize the β€œdisruptive” tech long enough to throw the displaced workers into permanent precarity, then they raise prices after destroying the overall market. Cab driver suicides are the strategy.

13.08.2023 18:03 πŸ‘ 1774 πŸ” 713 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 19

no luck there, but the last time I was in they had frozen kalimotxo in the slushie machine.

10.08.2023 02:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

mmmm. my favorite bar serves various flavors of torres chips, optionally with fancy tinned fish. it’s glorious.

10.08.2023 02:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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would kill for a market to short these stupid assholes. How do I make a fortune betting against these dopes? The guys on top may not believe their own bullshit but they have 1000s of cult followers who genuinely believe we’re 6 months from AI robot workers taking over UPS and Netflix writers’ rooms

09.08.2023 14:16 πŸ‘ 419 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 41

oh god I spent SO MUCH time figuring out how best to place my feet so it made as little noise as possible. sure wish that had turned out to be a more useful skill in adulthood.

(or, you know, after I no longer had to live with my father)

07.08.2023 21:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

today i learned it's common for children of abusive parents to teach themselves how to move silently to avoid attracting wrathful attention, and then i got real sad, thinking about how much time i spent learning it, and how upset i got when i could no longer do it

07.08.2023 14:13 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not saying chiropractors should be illegal, I'm just saying they should have to have cigarette style warning labels in big print on their waiting room walls saying "The guy who invented this says he learned it from a ghost."

01.08.2023 16:15 πŸ‘ 2609 πŸ” 707 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 44
absolutely horrifying meme image puts Elijah Wood’s face on Jim Morrison’s body with the caption β€œcome on baby light my shire”

absolutely horrifying meme image puts Elijah Wood’s face on Jim Morrison’s body with the caption β€œcome on baby light my shire”

who did this

27.07.2023 15:43 πŸ‘ 366 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 13
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every other union in america looking at the teamsters right now:

26.07.2023 02:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

realising i haven't seen anyone do the "just fucking google it" in a long wile, and it's not because people got nicer, it's because google doesn't actually work great anymore

18.07.2023 20:14 πŸ‘ 1820 πŸ” 395 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 39