Calvin Acosta

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YESSSSSSSSS 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Honestly need my duck sicked 🫩

They sleeping on her!!!! 👌🏾

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Hit me with a car hit me really hard crush me with a truck hit me once again

TWO DAYS IN AND I DON’T WANT TO EAT A FUCKING THING I TOOK THE DRUGS AND THE DRUGS ARE WORKING. 🫢

hi

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It’s national pound cake day who’s trying to get their cake pounded?

I’m excited to see how cute you’re gonna look 😌💘

My man my man my mannnnn yes come give me kisses 😌

Gladly 😂

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You rn bae 🤭

I only plan to microdose it just enough to keep my blood sugar levels in check to curb sweet treat cravings I don’t intend to use it for weight loss haha but it will also help me lean out a bit before summer 🤭

🤭 it’s a GLP-1 (like Ozempic) but not quite the same.

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Our kids would be so cute bae 😌

Whatever you say handsome 🥴

So I may or may not have ordered Reta 🤭🤫

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Excited to see oomf @edjpeg.bsky.social when I fly to Austin in April 😌

today’s tan lines

Thank you 🥰💘

Keep me in your wallet so I know it’s real lol 😆

And what if I said I’m talking to a physician about getting on a GLP-1 THEN WHAT?!? 🧍🏾‍♂️

Entered the dating game sooner than expected 😵‍💫

Pool day 💦

Windy morning

ILY baby ❣️

I saved you some 🍍

The definition of cutie patootie 😌