Beau Montana

i genuinely miss when website sort of looked absolutely atrocious. everythings to clean and corporate now. theres no soul

I mean, they can’t all be bad

How they’re looking up at us now

Loaded Weapon 1 - Angry Captain ("Your Pants Will Be Dancing With Figs") YouTube video by LEGIO XIII

Loaded Weapon 1 doesn’t get the credit it deserves

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Excited for the Ball-Sac rivalry

What a Nick Mullen moment

Nothing says Midwestern America like Sacramento, CA

in before the cops ban the comment

The evil that men do lives after them

Anyone done speed dating? Is it any fun?

Big news. Dead Star Press will be releasing “Stories No One Should Read”

I will also be self publishing “Anaideia” before the end of the year

Skinner from the Simpsons asking "am I an unfuckable asshole?" and then saying "no, it's the women that are wrong"

Bikini shitholl

I don’t care how much I hear “releasing the Epstein files is a bipartisan issue”. The files could reveal that Trump is unquestionably guilty and yet MAGA with their GOP enablers will find a way to square the circle in their minds.

there is an entire subset of very online self-declared communist who believes Actually Existing Communism would be devoid of Math and Rules, when Actually Existing Communism is mostly Math and Rules

Modified/fake quote over picture of Ronnie Coleman, an absolutely shredded Black bodybuilder, in competition mode: "Everybody want to be a (different font) militant socialist (end different font) but don't nobody want to (different font) do the boring ass public accounting (end different font)" -Ronnie Coleman

They get big mad when you tell them you can't just run civil infrastructure on Vibes. Like sorry bud, gonna need to do some math to make sure the poop water goes where we need it to (and not where it's not supposed to)

Headline from The Conversation: More people are considering Al lovers, and we shouldn't judge

I actually can and will judge people who are using environmentally devastating technology built on mass theft to create a fictional partner who does nothing but tell how great they are.

it's time to have the drug talk with my son and i'm really nervous because i still haven't paid him for the last ounce

THIS FILM IS DEDICATED TO THE BRAVE MUJAHIDEEN FIGHTERS OF PALESTINE

Really impressed with the overt political messaging in Gunn’s Superman. Truly brave final shot.

Julian McMahon Dies: ‘Nip/Tuck’, ‘Fantastic Four’, ‘FBI: Most Wanted’ Star Was 56 Australian actor Julian McMahon, known for his roles in Nip/Tuck, Charmed, Fantastic Four died July 2 after a private battle with cancer.

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Fascism feels eternal when you’re trapped inside it. But zoom out. Across the arc of history, reactionary rule is always a glitch—loud, violent, short-lived. The future doesn’t belong to tyrants. It belongs to the people who build. 1/10

I should find more time to skeet

Ian McShane as M. Goddamn dude

I would have been more excited had they announced Chad Stahelski as the next James Bond director than Denis Villeneuve tbh

I’d rather be know for my big penis than my big brain

Sean Casten@seancasten.bsky.social • 4h Because a number of folks keep asking, let's talk about why the Democrats overwhelmingly voted to table Al Green's motion to impeach Donald Trump. TL;DR: if you want Trump to be out of office ASAP, this was the right call, right now. Read on for the explanation... 102. ① 99 ⑦ 157企 ••• Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social Follow 1. Shortly after my wife and I got engaged we took a vacation to Wyoming. In the course of a day long horseback trip, our guide, upon learning of our upcoming nuptials, prior to offering me some advice said "I've been married 5 times, so I think I know a little something about women".

Bro what the fuck are you talking about

That’s how you know it’s working

The plot of Twisters 3