Ginger thin, I mean but there should definitely be a biscuit called a Ginger Thing
07.03.2026 20:02
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Ginger thin, I mean but there should definitely be a biscuit called a Ginger Thing
I like a ginger thing myself but I realise that is also a Cowards' Biscuit
Painted by my annoyingly talented sister, as is every other piece of non-cheese based art on that wall
That abomination on the poster *belongs* dead
You may have taken a photo of it in a shop but you're not truly online until you've bought one, framed it, and hung it on your wall
How very Labour / left wing of her
When was the last time we had a non-fascist Home Secretary?
"Teddy SHOULD think about the eco stuff, so he DOES"
Maybe he's one of those types who's super blunt to other people but purely monosyllabic to his wife. This may be the first time she's heard any of this
I was expecting to side with Janny from the outset, but as Teddy's "I don't want to do it so tough shit, wife" has sealed the deal. 73 year old women can still leave their husbands, Teds. Get over your "I had such a high powered job I simply can no longer fly" bullshit or say goodbye to your wife
The men yearn for the parasols
It's particularly hilarious if you read his Wikipedia entry, there are pampered pet bunnies that have seen more action than Matty
And that book?
GODS DAMN IT
"Barbara! Have you seen my thesaurus?! I've been looking for it for bloody ages!"
"No, sorry dear"
"Oh fuck it, it'll have to do"
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, pelfy and wise
It takes serious skill to make something that scans this badly
They are good friends!
I think she would have even been fine with it tbh, we had the sort of relationship where we'd bring each other interesting dead insects as gifts. Find yourself someone who looks at you like they look at an iridescent deceased solitary wasp
She was envisaging standing outside a Starbucks while I waxed lyrical about the paving slab quality
Ha ha this has reminded me of the time when I hadn't been with my gf-later-wife for long and said how I'd always wanted to go to Yorkshire to see the limestone pavements and she was "You... want to go on a holiday to see ... pavements?!"
Something something Trump something
Where do I buy one to use as a home in the approaching inevitable collapse of civilization? 🤔
Size of that lad!
Got the morbs?
Happy Full Woim Moon to all who celebrate
🎶 You would not believe your arpeners
If 5000 pencil sharpeners
Sharpened your pencils while you sleep 🎶
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