There are so many great lines in this masterpiece. Nearly expired from laughing at ‘Operation Velvet Rage or Whatever’.
There are so many great lines in this masterpiece. Nearly expired from laughing at ‘Operation Velvet Rage or Whatever’.
Ye gods, will no one save the GOP group chat from these attacking slurs?!
‘Operation Epic Fury’ sounds like the fifth installment in a GI Joe series nobody asked for.
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Killing people is entertainment to the sociopaths in the White House. Decency demands that we resist this.
Virginia proposes a law to teach facts in schools
Oh my gosh you’re at Annie Wright?? My mom went there!
I like the history of late 14thc England for the same reason I like nachos: it’s a hot, delicious mess.
“Almost all the 165 people killed in the attack were girls aged between seven and 12, according to local officials. There were around 170 girls at the school in southern Iran’s Minab at the time.“
A double-tap strike on little girls at school.
Such a delight to see my fellow comedy writer Elizabeth Simone (and fellow attendee of @lukevburns.bsky.social’s wonderful workshops) in @mcsweeneys.net today!
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-a...
"Make people dependent enough, and then make it shitty"
Still giggling at this hilarious video from the Norwegian Consumer Council "A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator" which seems a perfect embodiment of Silicon Valley and tech generally these days
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Up...
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So we’re all going to Spain, right? Who’s in for the biggest anti-Trump protest in the world, and the mother of all fiestas?
What it is Like to Accidentally be Trapped in a Country at War
By Zack Davisson
Hey! You seen on the news of evacuation orders for Americans whose vacation was suddenly disrupted by a little war as a treat? Well, it happened to me too.
Gather round for story time! Destination, EGYPT!!!
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Read the headline too quickly and thought it said “Meet the three scientists who said no to Epstein.”
I’m honoured and delighted to have been invited to chair the upcoming online launch of @lukaempf.bsky.social’s book on Thurs 19 March 4.30-5.30pm CET.
Info is in the attached flyer—please share widely, and join us!
I saw this and at first thought "no, there's no way 'we definitely had alternative leadership in mind for Iran but I blew them up alongside the schoolgirls using AI' is what the White House is actually saying, that's too clueless and evil to be real"
Now that he’s started a war, I’ve completely forgotten that he’s a pedophile.
I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.
A United States senator from the president's own party, one who serves on the Select Committee on Intelligence and the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations, has no idea what's going on as America goes to war with Iran.
One disgusting aspect of all this is Trump fundamentally doesn’t care about it at all. He barely knows where any of these places are. He likes cash in brown envelopes and being on TV as Mr Big Important Guy. He’s just willing to pull any lever he thinks might keep that stuff flowing indefinitely.
Drumpf Life Principle (ed. lying Sexual Predator and Convicted Felon does have several principles; unfortunately none translate into morals) 😑
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...
this is what they said it would be like under socialism
This is amazing.
www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com
Really struggle to understand even floating this when you can look directly across the Irish Sea and see how this approach has been disastrous in every single place it's been tried.
My latest for @frazzledhumor.bsky.social:
‘Alexander Graham Bell’s Historic First Phone Call to Thomas Watson, or My 11-Year-Old’s Attempt to Call a Friend With My iPhone?’
medium.com/p/591156e0f68b
The year is 2046: A group of masked TrumpCorp officials shoot protestors at the health casino. A reporter from FreePressWithCBS asks Don Jr's VP for life JD Vance about the shooting:
"Unfortunately, this, is a problem we inherited from the Biden administration"