I thought BBNO$ meant Baby Not Spice-Girl
05.02.2026 21:01
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I thought BBNO$ meant Baby Not Spice-Girl
Deleting all my dating apps and finding love the old fashion way... in the Praetorium.
Bros caked up
The only thing “vtubers should do” is whatever they fucking want to do.
Do you ever like... just become really aware of your teeth existing?
What’s something people brag about that immediately makes them less impressive?
I love when people project motives onto me that are way more calculated than anything I actually do.
I’m not intimidating, you’re just used to streamers who ignore the trolls.
I eat them for breakfast ^-^
They freed me from the workshop! Happy Christmas!
There's still so much coming for my 3 year anniversary this weekend! While you wait for the madness tomorrow, grab some of my new merch on @uwumarket.bsky.social
Care you gamba?
To celebrate my 3 year anniversary, I am giving away signed posters! Join the dickscord (link below) to enter and get more info in the news channel!
See you in 2 hours for my ¿¿ʇnqǝp ʇıɟʇno ʍǝu¿¿ 💜 umi_majo
24 hours until my outfit debut!
Just an outfit. Nothing else. Clearly.
Look. The outfit is right there.
2PM PT | 5PM ET 💜 umi_majo
Is... Windows giving me a directive?
My problem is I wake up at normal-human hours with goblin intentions.
Before anyone spirals:
it’s just an outfit
nothing else is happening
I don’t know why you’d think that
twitch.tv/umi_majo
Anyway, animation by @wazzlemoon.bsky.social
This weekend marks 3 years since I started streaming 🦑
⏰ SAT 2PM PT / 5PM ET
✨ New outfit
✨ New emotes
✨ New animations
✨ New expressions
✨ New Merch
⏰ SUN 5PM PT / 8PM ET
🎮 Minecraft Crowd Control
🌍 Public server
Tell the truth: what’s the personality trait you swear is “charming,” but everyone else survives out of politeness?
I don’t have resting bitch face, I have resting “plot twist imminent.”
If I'm ever acting evil, I’m not doing it for a tragic backstory. I’m doing it for fun!
Some of you deserve to be studied in a lab and I say that with admiration and concern.
If you see me typing and deleting, mind your business. The world isn’t ready for my first draft.
Let’s get matching Xmas sweaters!
If we had a falling out... you better come back with patch notes on your fixes.
Every friend group has someone who disappears for 3 days and then comes back like nothing happened. I support their mission.
The sea is calm today. Suspicious. I didn’t authorize that.
I judge people by how they react when something touches their foot in the water.
“I don’t do drama.” Baby, you ARE drama.
My personality is 40% confidence, 40% chaos, 20% “this seemed funny at the time.”
