Kathleen Towers, still haunted

I mean, church was always about the less-concrete life values stuff & on some level, I’d always understood God/Jesus as a myth.

I mean, we weren’t really ritualistically consuming the son of God at mass on Sunday, were we?

And then my baby sister came out.

I mean, I think it mostly depends on how many friends/family in service you have?

Slash/Back (2022) is a fun low-budget horror film where Inuit girls hunt aliens?

Text chat: My sister, Mary: “Tonight aspen said he loves me, mama, grandma, grandpa, KT, and cookies….etc. I can’t believe we all rank higher than cookies! 🤣🤣🤣” Me, in response: “Awwwww. I love Aspen more than cookies too.”

Y’all, I might be the cool aunt (or at least a cool aunt he spoke to shortly before bedtime)!

I mean, I think a 4-way would have at least onions or beans?

every time i hear someone say "gritty" to mean "edgy, dark" i just replace "gritty" with

I mean, with how common gray cars have become, “Bludicrous” seems appropriate.

I am continuing to spitefully write my own emails.

So far at my office, people have mostly asked it questions & proved it was wrong and used it to reformat text documents (ie make a list of addresses easier to copy/paste).

We saw this exactly a week after my friend’s sister, so as we’re walking out, she called her sister and was all, “Seven days!” in a growly voice.

Direct link worked for me—it was a fun episode, too.

Ike, I grew up in Porkopolis. Flying pigs are sort of a thing in Cincy.

The pigs are cute.

This is why my niece Mika had 2 identical Tiggers, one of whom lived quietly up in a laundry room cabinet.

Important convos are always phone calls, anyway.

My sister Em’s a lawyer now (but she’d probably agree w you).

This sounds similar to me being pretty much constantly jealous of the fantastic dinosaur prints only available in preschool sizes.

Sarah’s cooler than I am. And I think Em is too.

Not the cool aunt.

What 50%?

What did you want to be when you grew up (in chronological order)?

1. Astronaut
2. Writer
3. Radio Astronomer
4. Bioinformatics Engineer
5. Employed/Self-Sustaining & Less Depressed
6. The Cool Aunt

Name 5 authors you’ve read 3 short stories by (stories have to be published within the last 10 years).

Amber Sparks
Ananda Lima
Premee Mohamed
Cassandra Khaw
Sam J Miller

It was never about fairness in high school sports, it was always about destroying trans people’s lives

But we could be reincarnated as giant tortoises or capybaras or something cool.

So dinosaur origami + weekly book club proved sufficient distraction from SOTU.

Ike, thank-you for volunteering for Dinosaur Origami Night. Next time, we’ll start w/ the beginner models.

Intimidating younger sisters, cool friends, a lot of books.

Love living in a state where vaccine rates have fallen sufficiently that the disease that almost killed my mother as a kid is still a problem.

Have told James Thomson, my drama major friend, that he needs to write the script for a film adaptation of this. B/c I need one to exist.

“It’s the journey, not the destination.”