@derekevry
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Top: Pete Hegseth — suit snug, hair oiled, buzz on — signing a missile on Arsenal of Freedom tour. The sign is half cut off, though, so it reads The ARSE of FRE Bottom: the surface of the missile, which reads “Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big, chewy pretzels here... meddanrtargym... five dollars?! Get outta here!”
I don’t give a fuck how many chips the gubbamint puts in my serum …I don’t want rickets! 💉
I once knew a man from there… weird guy
River Tam (Summer Glau) from Firefly (2002) holding a stick, which is later revealed to be a hand gun, belonging to Jayne (Adam Baldwin).
Stick to your guns.
Live force dyad
Ben girls “dew it” well
"Folks, I hate to spoil your fun, but there's no such thing as rights, O.K.? They're imaginary, we made them up. Like the boogeyman. The three little pigs, Pinocchio, Mother Goose - shit like that. Rights are an idea. They're just imaginary. They're a cute idea, but that's all cute, and fictional." - George Carlin
Spawn is just BDSM Venom.
Change my mind.
I am doll balls. Doll taint. No dick.
I am doll hair. Doll pubes. Doll bewbs.
I live in Ashburn and the ground is angry
After today, this should be exhibit A in the case of, “Abolishing ICE is actually a moderate position.”
Happy new year ya filthy animals…
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A raspberry fig bar half eaten, held up against a grey ceramic mug full of water
Eating my kids raspberry fig bars and drinking ice cold water from a hot beverage mug. No one can stop me.
BIG NIGHT D.C. NEW YEARS EVEN EXTRAVAGANZA gaylord national hotel & resort
NEXT UP! Join us for the largest, and most exciting New Year’s Eve Gala in the DC area 🪩 6 hours of partying, open bars, and a huge midnight toast. Tickets are on sale NOW for the Gaylord National Hotel!
Link in bio
Use: “Vienna25” for $20 off
Watch Blade: Trinity and drink every time you see Dracula’s reflection
I hate you so much, it makes me want to better myself!
I want to learn a new language just so I have new shit to call you!
submitted for the approval of the graphic t-shirt society…
I feel this so hard.
STRESS CONSTANTLY RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME
S.C.R.E.A.M.
GET THE WORRIES
DOLLAR FOR A PILL Y’ALL
Someone I knew from high school sent me a friend request around 6am. I was like “I’ll deal with this later”.
When I went back to check, they had withdrawn their request.
Anyway, they’re blocked.
Dick Van Dyke is 100 today, which in Hollywood years is 1,000.
His wife, Arlene Silver, is 53.
Leonardo DiCaprio wouldn't have dated her 25 years ago...when Dick Van Dyke was 75.
Hey dude, wanna play Saw Cunt?
“Uh… what the fuck is that?!”
Umm… it’s where we rummage through the laundry pile… for a matching pair of socks… you know… sock hunt…
“Oooooohh … thank god. Yes. Let’s play sock hunt.”
Sweet!
After you get your socks on, we can play ice pick dick!
tell everyone.
Miraculous
Didn’t she get caught Alanissing a guy at the Beetlejuice musical?
Erika Kirk looks like someone stuffed a real doll with Yankee candles
Pam Bondi looks like the Edgar cockroach from Men In Black is wearing an Iliza Shlesinger suit
