roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole

come to think of it im like an ao3 author considering all the unfortunate events that happen to me on a weekly basis

my pokemon are living in fucking poverty what do you mean tangrowth wants me to restore plastic beach BITCH EVERYONE IN THE FIRST AREA IS HOMELESS

EVERYONE IS SO MEAN TO ME

FUCKING WART BEFORE DAISY IM SO GLAD IM ON ANTIPSYCHOTICS

if daisy isnt in the post credits scene we're gonna draw her in the brazen bull

CHILDISH GAMBINO IS YOSHI

>princesses are an important part of the mario universe
ok wheres daisy im about to get mad

daisy is fucking dead

waiter! waiter! its been 2 years you have to draw leni being tormented by the potential leni's again

WHERE DO "YOU" END AND "WE" BEGIN?

a man with a beard is wearing a hat and a tank top and is making a funny face . ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a hat and a tank top and is making a funny face .

MY POKEMON LIVE IN A FUCKING SHITHOLE

kaworu nagisa is the funniest character in fiction like what did he even do in the original series

MY FRIENDS ROACH CARD GOT COMPLETELY FUCKING OBLITERATED

the evangelion directors cut is so fucking funny they censored the fuck out of ritsukos forehead

Happy women day shoutout to all the women

EMDR dreams are crazy why have I had 5 dreams in the past 2 weeks telling me that I need to go to China

guy that starts every reddit post with "long story short"

guy that forgot what the funny tweet was gonna be again

REI BACK FROM THE DEAD ☠️!!! YUP THIS IS REI !!! YUP REI DIED A YEAR AGO!!! YUP THIS IS HER CLONE !!!! YUP I CLONED HER TWICE!!! SECOND REI GETS HERE IN A MONTH!!! WHY DID I CLONE HER TWICE ? BCUZ I CAN!!!🤣😂 ENJOY EVA WORLD 🌍 EVANGELION 📲 PIC JUST GOT REI BACK 2 WEEKS AGO!!!

95% of the plot of evangelion is "we made another rei"

disorder that makes you rei ayanami
that was the "really funny tweet" apparently

i was about to make a real funny tweet about dissociation and then i forgot it

heartwarming update: i forced my irl friend to make storm his favourite sonic character, he has 1 fan now

storm the albatross is like the sonic character ever like does he even have fans. am i gonna start drama for saying this. are there any diehard fans of storm the albatross or is he just some guy. is he anyones favourite.

comorbidity is hilarious because i was reading thru documents sent from my old therapist to the doctor and half the time she was like "i'm unsure if this behaviour is caused by autism, adhd, ocd, depression, or all four of them"

Let’s get this place HUMID! Let’s get this place HUMID! Let’s get this place HUMID! Let’s get this place HUMID! Let’s get this place HUMID! Let’s get this place HUMID! Let’s get this place HUMID! Let’s get this place HUMID! Let’s get this place HUMID! Let’s get this place HUMID!

forgot to tweet about pokopia its very fun but that bitch slowpoke hasnt yawned yet

Unfortunately nothing beats finding out that I was diagnosed with having too much of the hormone that gives you massive tits and lactate everywhere (which I dont) and it was probably too awkward to tell me so they just didn't