I've been thinking about some sort of content collective idea for a while but never have the time or energy to make progress beyond this draft pitch. It felt like it could work quite well, though.
Feel free to take it / adapt it / improve it /share it / generally make use of this.
07.03.2026 16:15
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HERE IT IS:
Here to bring you several moments of joy: the first goslings jumping in the water of baby bird season 2026!
Unmute for EXTRA SMILES! π₯°
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07.03.2026 05:16
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A man stands ominously dressed as Toad - in disguise to escape prison as a washer woman - from Wind in the Willows.
Itβs World Book Day so a good moment to reminisce about the time my brother - a teacher at a local primary school - went to school dressed as Toad from Wind in the Willows. Directed by Robert Eggers.
05.03.2026 09:14
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"Now now, don't be so hasty. All in good time."
07.03.2026 02:41
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07.03.2026 11:11
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Bluesky: "I appreciate the alt text on this."
Facebook: "Why do you take photos of sheep? You're weird."
Instagram: "Not interested. No music and they're not doing a dance."
07.03.2026 11:30
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A two-headed sheep who finds it hard to make friends due to the prejudices of the local population, who base everything on the surface and not the genuine goodness to be found deep inside.
07.03.2026 11:33
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Wellington Pride Parade - Saturday 8 March 2025
Celebrate Wellington's iconic culture and diversity and show your support for the Rainbow and TakatΔpui communities.
I was in #WellingtonPrideParade today for #WellingtonPride festival. I'm now scouring other people's feeds to see what I missed.
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Watching from the sidelines viewers could see the whole parade! I had good chats but only saw a small part of the splendour! π
www.wellingtonprideparade.co.nz
07.03.2026 08:42
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Just remembering how Luxon bought a new Tesla EV when there was a Clean Car Discount, then cancelled the policy so others couldn't do it, and is now canning the Clean Car Standards and adding a new tax to petrol.
What a guy.
#nzpol
07.03.2026 08:53
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Image consisting of two images. one on the left is a close up of a retangular sticker with rounded corners and the right is a close up of the orange guy on the left of the sticker.
Sticker has a black corner with a big orange tick and white background to the right of the tick and the left bottom corner below the \ of the tick. On the black corner is white bold text "I voted" followed by the electoral commission logo in white.
on the right of the sticker is the orange guy. Orange guy has a round head, rounded shoulders, an image of vote being cast in black circle on his chest.
Orange guy is a mascot of the NZ electoral commission.
of an I voted sticker by NZ electoral commission
Here's our I voted sticker until they stopped distributing them in the last elections.
Unfortunately for them people created their own
Electoral Commission gets rid of 'I voted' stickers, fans fight back with a sexed up Orange Guy www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/3...
#NZPol #AoNZPol
07.03.2026 12:08
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"Turning 18?" in White bold text
Enrol now so you're ready to vote! in black text. The text is on the top left of the pic on orange background which is darker on the top left corner and becoming lighter.
Middle of the graphic is an orange guy wearing a blue and white stripped party hat, with his left hand holding the strings of 3 pink balloons. the middle balloon says "I VOTED" in black capitals. Below his left hand and by his leg is an orange dog.
The orange guy is a known mascot or character used in advertising by New Zealand electoral commission. The orange dog is a relatively recent addition.
Pic of orange guy & orange dog we'll see between now and 7 Nov elections.
11 Feb 2026 NZ electoral commission post with pic www.instagram.com/vote.nz/p/DU... or www.facebook.com/VoteNZ/posts...
Orange Guy is back to help get NZ ready to vote on Aug 2023 elections.nz/media-and-ne...
#NZPol #AoNZPol
07.03.2026 11:43
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Image by NZ Electoral Commission. White bold text says "Turning 18?" followed by black text "Enrol now so you're ready to vote!"
There is an orange cartoon man with a blue+white stripped party hat. He is holding 3 pink balloons on his left hand. The middle balloon has black text "I voted". There is an orange dog next to him below the balloons.
These are orange guy is a known cartoon used by New Zealand Electoral commission. Orange dog is a relatively recent addition.
11 February 2026 post w pic of both New Zealand Electoral Commission's orange guy and orange dog
www.instagram.com/vote.nz/p/DU...
or fb post www.facebook.com/VoteNZ/posts...
August 2023 press release: Orange Guy is back to help get NZ ready to vote elections.nz/media-and-ne... #nzpol #AoNZPol
07.03.2026 11:28
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Prime Minister of New Zealand holds a press conference after the cabinet meeting at the start of the week. Parliament still in session. He is unpopular if you look at #nzpol skeets you will find out more
07.03.2026 11:01
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"He said the only polling he takes note of is his National's own internal polling which gets processed in the United Kingdom."
Who does National's internal polling ? #NZPol #AoNZPol
07.03.2026 10:53
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I think we need to bring out our orange man
07.03.2026 10:50
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Prime minister of NZ holds a press conference after the cabinet meeting at the start of the week. House is still in session. he is unpopular if you look at #nzpol skeets you will find out more
07.03.2026 10:47
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Wrong country. Morgan is referring to 7 November 2026 elections for members of parliament in Aotearoa New Zealand. If this is like most elections since MMP, there will be negotiations untill there's enough to form a ruling coalition and they will then be sworn in by the gov-general.
07.03.2026 10:39
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I see NZ has supplied the latest edition of "American posters on Bsky don't realise other countries exist and have elections"
07.03.2026 09:36
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Argentinas very popular in some political circles β¦.
#nzpol
07.03.2026 08:30
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Hollywood Avondale. Venue for THE BATS
The Bats
07.03.2026 08:42
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Aotea Square looking towards the Auckland Town Hall. A large illuminated Heart TΔmaki sign is at the top of some stairs to the left with another neon artwork hanging up high in the centre, a yellow cobblestone pattern projected on the ground and two people walking on the right hand side.
Went to Werewolf last night in the AKL Arts Festival - super fun and v much recommend especially for @brislen.nz I was in the city centre until about 11.30pm. Rode home along K Rd and Dominion after walking up Q St from Merchant Mezze. All ok. Hereβs a nice pic I took just before I left :) #LoveAKL
07.03.2026 08:48
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A Hobbes pin, mostly becauxe I wanted one.
pocomoto.co.nz/product/hobb...
07.03.2026 09:05
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www.gawkerarchives.com/culture/i-sh...
07.03.2026 06:23
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New Zealander, watching the cricket, posts on BlueSky: βOnly four more overs in this innings.β
Americans flood the replies: βTheyβre called outs not overs and there are only ever three of them per innings. Donβt watch if you donβt understand the rules.β
07.03.2026 06:14
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This. Is #nzpol opposition listening?
07.03.2026 08:33
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A reminder that it's not too late to submit your objection to this bill
www3.parliament.nz/en/pb/sc/mak...
07.03.2026 08:18
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@tworuru.com There's a bird in the pic above that made me think of you
07.03.2026 08:55
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A monochrome βspot the mistakeβ scene featuring a postman cycling along a lane besides a half timbered thatched cottage
An observation test for your inner 8-year-old.
Can you spot 12 deliberate mistakes?
From Treasure magazine, 1965
Official answers coming soon
(Even if you donβt reply, could you please βlikeβ or share this one?)
07.03.2026 08:19
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Newly installed timber edging and leveled out garden soil with a maple tree front right and low bushy hebe to left of that. Behind is another low maple tree to left of that and growing above it a PukΔ tree.
View from the right side. Newly installed timber edging and leveled out garden soil with a maple tree front left. Behind to the right is another low maple growing above it a PukΔ tree.
10 yr old son expressed over a few months interest in having input on some garden design around the house so I got this area sorted with some edges an levels for him to do what he likes.
Seems keen on low growing ferns & tufts of flowering plants like small hebe, armeria which all sounds good π³πΏπ±
07.03.2026 08:03
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Large Ficus religiosa bonsai in development planted in a black plastic trough.
Large Ficus religiosa bonsai in development planted in a black plastic trough.
Ficus religiosa development bonsai is having a good season still noew growth pushing.
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07.03.2026 07:46
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