PiscesRising ♓️

I take solace knowing that when ww3 happens it will be announced on truth social and I will die blissfully unaware

chat is it good that i can change my direct deposit to the gas station down the street

Every day it's a battle trying to decide between writing about the news or writing about the awful job mainstream media is doing COVERING the news.

Gianni Notariann

A painting of a bird beside the text "bullshit incoming"

I don’t like the term substance abuse, because I treat all of my substances lovingly.

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The scene depicts an avian creature crouching astride a man, talons pinning him in-place on the snow ladened ground. Surrounded by the corpses of birds. A rifle can be seen on the floor in the forground. A narrative digital piece as part of the comicbook Parliament of Rooks.

A Murder

Russian government hackers targeting Signal and WhatsApp users, Dutch spies warn | TechCrunch Dutch intelligence is accusing Russia-backed hackers of running a “large-scale global” hacking campaign against Signal and WhatsApp users.

NEW: Dutch intelligence services are warning of new hacking campaigns against Signal and WhatsApp users, including government and military officials, and journalists worldwide.

The social engineering techniques used are not new, but the fact that the Dutch are warning against them means they work.

CBP Tapped Into the Online Advertising Ecosystem To Track Peoples’ Movements An internal DHS document obtained by 404 Media shows for the first time CBP used location data sourced from the online advertising industry to track phone locations. ICE has bought access to similar t...

New from 404 Media: CBP tapped into the online advertising ecosystem to track peoples' movements, according to an internal DHS document. Shows for the first time DHS tracked phones via process for putting ads in ordinary apps—video games, fitness apps, many more www.404media.co/cbp-tapped-i...

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Elijah Wood says he doesn't want anyone else to play Frodo while he is 'alive and able'

While grinning, he said there is a 'good chance' he'll return for 'The Hunt for Gollum'

"It hasn’t been officially announced, but ... Ian McKellen sort've let the cat outta the bag"

(via the times)

my inner monologue: i am so beautiful hideous i love my life i cant take it anymore im going to rip my skin off i deserve a treat

yup, exhausting 🤣✨✨✨✨

"Now Is Not A Good Time: A Memoir"

Horse woke up and everyone was suddenly LARPing.

no, wait, for real this time

Panel 1: vlad the impaler discovers marshmallows Panel 2: A portrait of Vlad the Impaler, depicted with long hair, a mustache, and a traditional ornate hat. He holds a single large marshmallow in his hand, staring at it with a stern, intense expression. Panel 3: Vlad is shown carefully skewering the marshmallow onto a long, thin metal stake or spit. Panel 4: Vlad holds the skewered marshmallow upright. A speech bubble coming from him reads, "WELL THESE ARE FUCKING GREAT." His expression remains grim and serious despite the compliment.

Artist: Jake Likes Onions

Natasha Carter - "How to say 'okie dokie' in corporate" justsaybaby - "My sincerest okie of dokies" RIOS 508 - I hope this okie finds you dokie."

Okie dokie, dokie, okie. Someone stop me please.

Establish dominance at your morning meeting by staring at the table in a silence--just passed the point it becomes uncomfortable--then look up, uttlerly deadpan, and say, in a thick, croaking New England accent: "'Pers to be a storm abrewin,..."

The amount y'all talk about bodily functions, you should've been nurses.

All was foreshartened

b&w stereoscopic picture of a dancer reclining in the curve of a crescent moon.

The Girl in the Moon, ca. 1923

My photo shows a Roman floor mosaic depicting an octopus. The octopus is composed of small black tesserae (tiles) and has eight writhing arms with suckers and narrow curling tips. It is set against a white tesserae background. Octopus detail from a monochrome marine mosaic featuring Triton with a cherub and various sea creatures, including the octopus, dolphins and a cuttlefish, at the women’s changing room at the Central Baths in Herculaneum.

Spectacular octopus from the floor of the women’s changing room at the Central Baths in ancient Herculaneum.

📷 by me

#MosaicMonday
#Archaeology

A sign in a parking lot that reads, "Legalize Pot Hole Repairs." Catchy phrase, huh?

So Tennessee is gonna try and do that thing again with legalizing cannabis. With the tax revenue going towards streets, roads, and highway repairs.

They just named streets after the political opponents for the new bill.

One Way
Dead End
No Outlet
Closed for Repairs

Partial section of the face of a full-size chocolate cat being held over the face of an actual cat.

Phantom of the Opurra

'Country' Joe McDonald, '60s rock star, proud protest counterculture icon, dies at 84 “Country” Joe McDonald, a hippie rock star of the 1960s whose “I-Feel-Like-I’m-Fixin’-To-Die Rag” was a four-lettered rebuke to the Vietnam War that became an anthem for protesters and a highlight of the Woodstock music festival, died Sunday at 84.

"Country" Joe McDonald, a hippie rock star of the 1960s whose "I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die Rag" was a four-lettered rebuke to the Vietnam War that became an anthem for protesters and a highlight of the Woodstock music festival, died Sunday at 84.

Easier to adjust a clock than it is the body. The worst part of daylight savings time is the end when the adult in me says, “It’s time to go to bed,” but the child kicks and screams.

Oxen drawn covered wagon in old video/computer game style.

Forever and ever

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