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Imagine you work your fingers to the bone as a ballboy and some idiot comes along and undoes all your hard work. Fuming.

Mad what you do and don't get arrested for, eh

Shot on target + player who's never scored in the Prem = magic formula for getting past the best defence in the league

[sadly] well well well

reading about the effects of cutting USAID. i think a painting of elon musk should be hung in public for everyone to see. a painting of elon musk should be put up against a wall and shot with a nice camera

oh no they have Champion's Mentality

Donald Trump crisis management call with Danny Baker

The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do

well well well

WE'RE GONNA WIN THE FUCKING LEAGUE!!!*

(*confidence subject to change)

Goal and an assist for Havertz is all the proof of concept I need. Sub him off immediately please

Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good

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Oh god another one

Oh no not a shot on target, help us

This mendacious drivel should be a resigning issue, for both the author and anyone who thought it was right to publish it

ICE detain yet another minor child—chase him down his own street and tackle him to pavement.

"I am legal! I am legal!" he cries over and over in Spanish.

Agent pins the boy down in snow—he desperately tries to keep his exposed hands from freezing at -25°F wind chill temperature.

Minneapolis, MN

Anxiety levels at 7 points clear Arsenal off the charts. Feels like some people want to win the league AND showboat whilst doing it.

A family member reacts after a federal immigration officer used a battering ram to break down a door before making an arrest on January 11, 2026, in Minneapolis.

Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...

Trump doing a despot lunatic trolley dash like idk, someone who knows they're about to die?

Arsenal might win the league but only because all the other teams seem to be very bad?

Going to have to add my name to the 'Gyokeres is rubs' open letter

Now we've sorted all the yellow and red cards we can start kicking the ball at the goal

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Arsenal have conceded four goals from the last five shots on target faced in the Premier League.

#ARSTOT

yeah he's famously calm with journalists

fake New York Times opinion column headline: "Why Are Pre-Teen Girls Obsessed With Entrapping Billionaires?"

Everyone is hope scrolling now

look at people who were more than happy to denounce Corbyn as a racist tie themselves in knots over Robert Jenrick 👀