Redcub666

Caught listening to my own band! 😂

Boring-ass, boomer-ass AI. 😂

I don’t understand golf aesthetics on men younger than me. Life isn’t over yet, young man!

Robinhood gain/loss leaderboard

Gen Z will love it because it’s utterly sexless

Jason’s mom was about to retire but she lost her 401K and started her revenge

Friday the 13th but instead of horny teens it’s Fox News Boomers

You’re not the only bear moving to Chicago.

WYOMING:
“Thank you, Madam chairman.”
“I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.”
“Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

I suppose it’s one fewer reason to hate them?

Hiiiii!

Chicago!

We’ve moved on, I see…

I’ll threaten to quit in protest. (Even tho I love poppers and the word penis.)

People simply cannot help themselves from commenting about our ‘dad bods’. They can’t get enough of it! What they don’t realize though is that we’re from Oklahoma and are actually the most in-shape 40 year old men in the state. Absolute statuesque perfection if graded on a curve.

Got my Get Up Kids tickets!

Marilyn Manson?

Hey Bluesky can we just get a back button?

Surely I'm not alone, but if you say the words "Mulholland Drive," I'll break out into undulating shivers.

A+ mail day

Notable Metallica fan, Jessica Wild.

Seriously about to get some serious sun

Woof. 😂

Dinner’s ready!

Now that’s how you get an A+ seller rating on Discogs!

Does anyone remember the Tumblr account "Bears I'm Jealous Of"? It's giving that.

I love half-naked muscle bears, but, fair algorithm, you know I have another account for that. 😘

This is excellent. I had to hack my Twitter feed to approximate something like this.

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I don’t know, but I’ll happily volunteer (for science).