aleta: (cries in spanish)

photo of a cat lying in a person's arms in bed, a very pleased expression on her face

she's very happy about cuddles

My best friend’s sister, who CBP has been telling us different stories all day about, her phone just got turned back on. She is a US citizen born in Evanston. They said she was never detained at O’Hare after telling us she was, they said she was not transferred to Broadview, and now she's in a detention facility in WI.

🚨 My best friend’s sis, who CBP has been telling us different stories all day about, phone just got turned back on. US citizen born in Evanston. They said she was never detained at O’Hare after telling us she was, said she was not transferred to Broadview, now she's in a detention facility in WI.😡

we don’t have money for Kanopy but Dawanna Witt’s goons get paid overtime to brutalize observers in the Government Center

very cool

esoteric ebb: AUTOSAVING.............
me: oh this is a great time to see what happens if i jump down the well

I CAN NOT WAIT TO SEE THIS

that lasted two seconds before she went to beg for dry food (it is not time for her dry food yet)

she summoned the energy to CUDDLE

zelda wants to cuddle but she's too eepy to come down from her cat tree so she's just staring at me

nope, definitely planes - i live underneath an approach route (when i fly in sometimes i can literally see my house!) so i'm used to the sound - it's different from the helicopters and follows a different route

it's not thunder, i can hear the engines

why are planes flying so low today?????

esoteric ebb is a delight btw

finally did a house task i've been putting off for months, please clap

Inject this shit right into my veins

ZELDA TOO why are they like this

zelda you cannot have my nasi goreng pedas it has garlic in it and you JUST had your wet food

vet is doing a few extra tests to see if there's a reason she's gotten so intense about trying to eat things that are bad for cats, AND they apparently forgot to charge me for her distemper vaccine last time, so once again HERE ARE THE VARIOUS PLACES TO BUY THINGS FROM ME: bsky.app/profile/afir...

just heard a plane fly so low i almost thought it was crashing, what the FUCK

okay so this seems pretty clear. he knows what it is, he did it on purpose, he chose keeping it over his career with the Marines, if we know this then Susan Collins will also know it, it will 100% come up in the general, let's be done talking about this guy as a real candidate

I think if you’re OK with Graham Platner working for Blackwater, you have officially lost the moral high ground required to yell at anyone else for working for a military contractor or being in the military ever again

Like sorry you gotta choose!

my bandmate is a tattooer and i literally cannot count how many stories he has told me about having to talk customers out of an idea because of how it will be perceived — not just nazi shit, but any ill-considered idea in general. it's a service-based business!

tragic: craving bagels at a time when i cannot go out and get bagels

this whole thing is incredibly insulting to everyone's intelligence, but i'll say, from experience, that if you get a tattoo which might have even the slightest hint of a hidden meaning, every rando who thinks they know anything about tattoos is going to mention something to you about it

Especially if you have means to adopt even part of a rent AND HAVE ZELLE, we need you!!!

Two stop signs with a red “ICE” sticker under the word “STOP,” one further away from the other, but due to the magic of forced perspective, it looks like there’s a big stop ice sign and a little baby stop ice sign.

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.

zelda would like everyone to know she's eaten her breakfast and is very happy

I do think “Graham Platner was a bartender who personally served some DC pundits and reporters and was known to them” is a pretty big part of the skeleton key to unlocking how he got so much cash and media attention so fast and why they’re so determined to stay all in on him now

The video of the bounty hunter in the fake plumbing van pointing a gun at the protestor nonviolently blocking his car seemed ripe for charges. (I’m assuming it was a bounty hunter.)

We need your help bringing two pregnant women back home from ICE detention! Their loved ones and community are asking for financial assistance to support the family during these difficult times.

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"A NEIGHBOR WAS TAKEN HERE" stamps crossed out at Chicago Lake Liquors.

Minneapolis, March 2026