Kiefer Pseudonym

Code Name: Mittens

Siri what is a joke

I volunteered for Harris and my job was getting people to vote so I guess it’s solely my fault. Uh, my bad

They are so loud. We have an owl now too which means Owl in a Palm Tree!

Pigs go to hell

Each time the movie is released on a new format the green level changes.

Told you not to get fillers

Brandonization is nearly complete

Don’t cry, she’s killing dogs in heaven now

Toyota Bz or the equivalent Subaru

Is he into Kabbalah for some stupid reason?

He sucks so much

The most controversial ask from Newsom's team was an exemption for all types of officers engaged in "warrant and arrest related operations" - precisely the type of enforcement Alex Pretti was filming when masked CBP agents tackled him to the ground and shot him

Oh cool, Newsom wanted to exempt ICE from the California mask ban.

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Literally none of

Hoping Paxton eats shit sooner or later

Epoch Times-ass paper

Looking good Pat. No one thinks you’re sleeping in your office.

ITS FUCKING CRAZY

No sugar Salted Fudge sounds like chemical hell

Slop

One step closer to Cruise Bryan

This is the biggest Cold War Stolen Valor ever. Giving yourself a participation trophy for being alive in 1986

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Vaxed?

Ryan is getting a SS tattoo in Solidarity. The second S is for Shithead

Epic Fury Gold Star Widow

Just got the call: my pilot son died in Operation Pedophile Deflection. We’re crushed. The first Epic Fury Gold Star Family.

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