You may think I love correcting people, but you're wrong.

Hopefully not as bad as feared. Think this guy is pretty reliable!

Really want Newcastle to see this through, partly so my many mag friends and colleagues here will be happy. And partly because... Well, you know #YSB

Rubbish time for a match, but feeling confident for the result

Have to get Hoijlund a goal!!

5 goals across the tie: 4 penalties

Are you not entertained???

Had me in the first half 🤣

Hope Ugarte smashes Traore on behalf of Licha today

You weren't far off!

How is he not going up for the second chance after making the save? He can either jump for the ball or he'll get clattered and fouled. Cowardly to back off

Love that as a tribute to Martinez he used his signature move 🫡

Between our Eurovision entry and Bridget Christie's taskmaster song, Laika the dog is having a real moment recently. Happy for her ❤️ #Eurosong

“my son can’t be gay. he’s obsessed with women.”

the women:

#eurosong

Well done lads, much better second half from United. Deserved the win in the end, and a win at Old Trafford! What a time to be alive. Keep that momentum going and anything can happen

These Unites players looked scared to get on the ball

To the tune of Alice:
Graczyk? Who the f- is Graczyk??

Always remembered never forgotten.
#flowersofmanchester

I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls

This lineup is interesting. So many questions: Is Mainoo playing in the 10? Is Garnacho starting up top? Or maybe Amad in a sort of false 9? Can't wait to see what happens

There's something lovely about sending a text to a loved one just as a plane is about to take off, knowing around you a hundred other people are doing the same

I didn't know you spoke Spanish

What height is Patrick Dorgu? I've seen one analysis that said 6'2", then a podcast that said 5'9" 😂

Love this period of a new signing when no one has a clue but everyone pretends they do

Lose lose situation in tonight's game: either United get beaten and the chaos continues, or United win and it's because it was away from Old Trafford and the pressure of the crowd blah blah blah

Would be great to pick up the 3 points, I just hope the players fight and show some steel

Cmon Garna, shut out the noise and make things happen tonight. Delighted for Collyer as well, he'll need to battle in there but he's up for it. And finally, Rangers fans are the f*cking worst so let's send them home crying

UNITED

This is a superb line-up! So excited!

I want to know what he did to the telly in the dressing room 😄

The same ppl defending Elon Musk’s Nazi salute are the ones losing their mind because a Bishop asked Trump to be nice to everyone 🤦🏽‍♂️

There. Is. No. Defending. This.

What in the PSR is that about

I think he should have brought Yoro off a bit earlier when it was clear he was getting exposed, but fair play on the other subs