Emma

My lapdog is 50kg and only 9.5 months old. How big is your sentient leg warmer?

For a second I had the thought that you took them to one of those shopping centre Christmas wrapping stations and that made me giggle

Lettering samples with ink and gouache 😎

I refuse to believe you would commit such a heinous sin as this

But in all seriousness, hope everything’s okay :)

My #dogs are chucking very vocal tantrums because there are geckos on the ceiling and they can’t reach them

There are definitely worse ways to start your Monday 🤷‍♀️

For a second I thought you said dvp and was ready to ask if you tryna k*ll her haha

Great! I love the friends to lovers trope 😌🙂‍↕️

Absolutely not.

It’s been years since I’ve seen it and I probably still think about it at least once a week

Books

My nephew’s (he’s 5) favourite song is the number one song on my, my mothers and my sister (his mums) Spotify. All of our wrapped are corrupted by his music

You honestly look so tensed and cold haha

Okay that’s funny. 10/10

Yes please, seems like you’re in need of ear muffs 🥰

You look cold boo

Us rule following people need some sort of entertainment

This is me, shamelessly flirting on dating apps and saying all these naughty things knowing full well I’m not going to do any of it and ghost them when I get bored 🤭🤗

Honestly I slept in the terminal but idk how safe this is though lol

Omg I didn’t even think of this. Having to start all over would probably break me lol

You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.

One I’d be willing to make work, and the other is a wine bottle

Outrageous

Yeah your marketing has actually been really effective. Like you can tell you absolutely probably wore yourself out in those few months filming, but the marketing and social media content has actually been really cool to see :)

I don’t understand how your solo pics could lose you engagement, like it doesn’t make sense to me

Yeah well when I heard you weren’t on shift, I started calling in sick. I’ll be back in when you are x

You’re just naturally gifted

Well good thing I do like it 🙂‍↕️