A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him
I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit
(I’m not actually going to watch the movie)
Jeremy Allen White better have practiced his Huttese. The takeaway here is that Jabba knocked up a Hutt woman, and that’s something I have to know about, so he better have put in the work
worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns
me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
Happy women’s day
For instance, she could have said, “I do not accept the endorsement of a war criminal” and gotten Obama-level votes. Or perhaps not. But saying nothing was also an option! But she went on tour with the Cheneys instead.
If the electorate is that dumb, perhaps that’s another good reason not to confuse people about which party you’re leading. Or I guess you can try to make them to do math problems. But you’re going to have to pick one, here
Polymarket headline JUST IN: Petri dish of human brain cells grown on a microchip has learned to play DOOM.
But will it learn to love
I mean beyond all of the loathsome obvious shit about allllll of this, the director of the fucking INSIDE fucking OUT movies saying “We’re making a movie, not hundreds of millions of dollars of therapy" is a level of self-unawareness I can only marvel at
Nintendo characters attacking the Capitol
I would support their Jan 6th
Yeah it’s only working on our apple tv, and it’s rough looking
The Last Drive-In getting horror streaming service numbers equivalent to the MASH finale ratings
solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want
The Amityville Horror films are all spiritually (and literally) the largest *Available-on-Tubi* extended universe
Pictured: “New look at Jabba the Hutt's son Rotta in 'THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU'. Voiced by Jeremy Allen White”
every time I see a mention of this new character the “voiced by Jeremy Allen White” part lands as the most hilarious punchline to me. It’s just funny
You’ll know you’ve fixed your brain and joined real civilization when you react to the idea that pre-1970s acting and filmmaking is Bad with revulsion. Remember John Oliver joking that Jimmy Stewart was a bad actor, because people weren’t good at acting back then? Mind prison!!
Any old *Good* movies must be the ones with some famous prestige, which makes them sound like homework to people. Watch as many old movies as you can to break yourself of this mentality, imo
Not ragging on this post or the poster at all, because hell yeah to this movie and people watching it. But for most people watching old movies seems premised on the idea that movies are better now and most old movies are bad. Especially nowadays, that’s even more absurd than before, frankly.
“Seth MacFarlane used AI in Ted season 2”
Not really my problem
A photo of two burritos, the right slightly larger which reads @ratlimit @ratlimit • 6h .@Chipotle I received the burrito on the left. My son, who is visibly liberal, received the burrito on the right. Care to explain? ...
My VISIBLY LIBERAL son
“Someone used AI to generate a movie or a tv show. We’re cooked”
Speak for yourself! You’re only cooked if you want to watch that shit
There’s room in the Boo Box for Josh Barro at the same time imo
Found myself randomly stopping at a clip of Jim Carrey in The Mask. I saw that in theaters, I’m fairly sure we had the tape in the house later on. Five minutes of it felt very, very long. That Arrow 4K sold like hotcakes, but folks, it’s ok to let things go sometimes. It really is.
Put Jesse Singal in the Boo Box
Got it. I'm sorry for your loss. To clarify: You want a eulogy for your father that's 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲, sounds 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘁, and captures the 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝗺. I get it. He wasn't just your father — he was your Dad. Here a few options I came up with:
“They did, and they won’t”
(Arrested Development transition music)
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Saw that in a sold out theater opening weekend with a bunch of kids who are themselves also 40 now. I have never heard a theater laugh that loudly
