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Maelstrm

@maelstrm

Tattooed pipe/cigar gainer bear just being social. Always have a weak spot for cigar/pipe smoker, heavy beards and big bellies, so if you hit any of the above, say hey. Outside of that, I'm a man of many hobbies. Gardening, reading, gaming, etc).

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Only to 96 on my main so far.

05.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Purged when Elon took it over. Plenty of options out there, don't need that one.

24.02.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice briar!

04.01.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As am I. It’s sexy as hell and thank you for giving us a window in to see it.

26.12.2025 15:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love a man just enjoying his cigar while wandering his house doing the usual things (Christmas usual at least). Leather is sexy and all that, but smoky real life is amazing.

25.12.2025 17:25 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there anywhere you can watch it outside of Canada?

17.12.2025 14:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Erection obtained, target acquired.

26.11.2025 18:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Variety provides options :)

23.11.2025 15:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, deal, just so long as I get to lick the pipe smoke off yours.

22.11.2025 20:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If I blow smoke on the belly tats, will you lick it off?

22.11.2025 17:09 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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I know I'm supposed to wait till TUE, but apparently I'm also fat today.

21.11.2025 19:56 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Briar suits you well (not that cigars don't as well). Would happily lick the smoke of either off that belly :).

21.11.2025 19:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They really are not trying anymore, that's not a name, it's dropping your water bottle on the keyboard.

14.11.2025 19:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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14.11.2025 16:24 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That suck, agree with disengage but also a) Gather evidence, take a screen shot of each account before you block it. b) Once you have a small collection report him to Bluesky and demonstrate the evidence. Hopefully they can block him more effectively.

14.11.2025 15:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

13.11.2025 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.11.2025 19:07 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let terror reign

30.10.2025 03:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tummy Tuesday, anyone up for a feeding?

28.10.2025 15:53 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The uncanny valley is strong.

23.10.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Celebrating Tummy Tuesday.

21.10.2025 14:13 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's great, I'm on there all the time.

10.10.2025 15:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The smell of a pipe/cigar shop always takes me to my happy place.

01.10.2025 16:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The head is too big for the body. Uncanny valley here we come.

30.09.2025 19:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is so cringe.

30.09.2025 19:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed, amazing beard. That said, you know the score is good when hearing it immediately brings you back to the movie. It's rare scores are that memorable and distinctive.

29.09.2025 21:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Epilogue / End Title - STAR TREK II : The Wrath of Khan ~ Composed by James Horner // FLUTE COVER //
Epilogue / End Title - STAR TREK II : The Wrath of Khan ~ Composed by James Horner // FLUTE COVER // YouTube video by grizzlyflute

Hey Trekkerinos, If you've never heard this before, you should...

Plus Barry is gorgeous with that beard... 🫠

29.09.2025 19:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, hearing that music takes me right back to being a 20s something geek in the movie theatre.

29.09.2025 21:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same, always have a great, even draw. JR Cigars has Oliva seconds available right now. Same cigar, just with some minor blemish (honestly I can't find it most of the time) and half the price.

22.09.2025 14:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Problematic. Which not being able to spell correctly is, ironically, problematic.

17.09.2025 16:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0