gataa thee april aries 🌸🫧🤎

he too big for that damn stroller fr

oouuu i hate when my brain does that! i know you didn’t ask but to combat it i make a list of why i should and deserve to rest and i take care of anything small things around the house or i do small things to relax myself. remember we can’t pour from an empty cup and also rest is a requirement.

we need to be able to block outside forces 😭

stay home today baby.

i’m. fuckin. screaming.

oh my goddddd

If I had more money and resources than I could use myself, everything around me would be better than when I found it. & I'd travel. A Peter Pan nomad sorta.

a woman in a black jacket is walking down a sidewalk at night ALT: a woman in a black jacket is walking down a sidewalk at night

sorry, i was hacked boo.

i swear to god i thought i was seeing how bad i was gon be at 70

it is?????

a brown dog with its tongue hanging out is sitting on a bed . ALT: a brown dog with its tongue hanging out is sitting on a bed .

*holds hand out*

OH HELL NAH

#moveyohandfucknigga 😤😤😏😏😏😏

okay homelander, got it. let ya freaq flag fly who i am to judge

a woman wearing hoop earrings and braids is sitting at a table with a drink in her hand . ALT: a woman wearing hoop earrings and braids is sitting at a table with a drink in her hand .

you niggas wanna be Homelander so bad. bweass milk?!

this you?

oh FUCK no. i woulda told them give me TWO max and get the fuck out my face.

ooouuuuu sissy they was jealous as hell that you love him 😭😭😭

and bring Eve and Queen back.

*cries and goes to photo gallery to start double checking my memes are cropped to your approval* 😭

a pikachu is standing next to a pair of shoes ALT: a pikachu is standing next to a pair of shoes

real life or on the net we step about respect. ✊🏽 that’s extended to all of your family too, shittin me

a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and says `` i 'll kill you . '' ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and says `` i 'll kill you . ''

hey bae guess what— 😐

preach. all that rewinding by HAND. we not easily impressed at all 😤

Now that I think about it. . .

I'm not impressed with babies using iPads. I was working a VCR and VHS tapes from the time I was 3.

And, cassette tapes at 3 as well!

people don’t get slapped enough in real life and it’s so obvious. all that bully shit is so stank pussy coded.

beethebrat.bsky.social is blocked. We not doing this today.

I have FOMO watching yall Cardi vids 😫

a man is dancing on a dance floor in front of a crowd with a sign that says music ALT: a man is dancing on a dance floor in front of a crowd with a sign that says music

ain’t want to anyways lame ass niggas

it’s so many ! Blocked ! boxes on my tl gd ! hating from the outside and i can’t even get in

shit i ain’t know these closed up shop at all!