travis kalshi

Brendan Fraser in The Whale

Reza Pahlavi doesn't even explain why he should be Shah of Iran anymore, he just looks at you like this

Sephiroth from FFVII saying, "Democrats declared to the world their searing disdain for, and profound disloyalty to, the actual citizens of the United States. They were repeatedly entreated to stand. Over and over They refused. It was a moment that chills to the bone and which will live for a thousand vears."

strayknight posting an image on tumblr showing (presumably the poster) a yellow pikmin plush grabbed tightly with the text: "the club sucked so bad so me and my pikmin are going home due to aforementioned club being so sucks" saejima-nyan04 asks "OP why did you bring your pikmin to the club" to which strayknight responds with "he likes the espresso martinis there"

congress passes only two types of bills: a non-binding resolution that says it's illegal to break the law, and a massive bipartisan omnibus spending package that creates a whole new branch of the military industrial complex

obviously nypd went knowing they'd probably be hit with a snowball or two, thus giving them an excuse to assault people

A cook book opened up to the page for a recipe for Guaczilla. It's got avocado, pine nuts, garlic, onion, cilantro, lime juice, hot sauce and salt to taste. Mashed up. The prepared image shows they used the skin of the avocado to make a little Godzilla head. Pine nuts for the teeth. Pieces of onion for the eyes

Broke: guacamole

Bespoke:

until someone gives me a 1950s gold top Les Paul with P90s the left is doomed to fail

Reddit mod post in r/Cinema by u/mrjetspray Title: "What's a non-English movie that you never want to be remade in Hollywood?" Image: dog in front of white board that says basically the same as the title

Maybe a hot take, but part of growing up is understanding that remakes and sequels don't diminish the original work

What you're describing isn't a material difference; it's a psychological one.

Laugh at me all you want, but how was I supposed to know what a guy who was already president would do if he was president? By the way I get all my news from a failed stand up comedian turned commentator for adult karate

Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store

Trump with an all-timer lame UFO busy box ploy

Reporter: Do aliens exist?

Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

A small poodle looking doing with pink dyed legs and tail and a baguette and sunglasses sitting up on her hind legs

trying to find something in my email and came across the dog I met in an ulta ten years ago

The Legion of Groom

The Substitute 2: School's Out * 4.5/5 87 min 1998 • Action R This ostensible sequel finds another substitute teacher adding vengeance to the curriculum; this time, Williams steps into the role, hunting down the members of the vicious New York City gang who killed his brother.

I wish I could come up with three words as brutal as the first three words in this synopsis

A lot of 1990s photos of Oasis look like this to me.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfAF...

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

Goth Joe Biden : "God could my dad program a drum machine, oof"

Couldn't be happier for Sam Darnold and Seattle

"Everyone is twelve" has a different meaning today

One reason network tv is failing that has nothing to do with competition from streaming services is that every single new show that comes out is about cops and/or doctors

Bronzino, An allegory with Venus and Cupid (1545). Detail.

How’s this for culture? I went to The National Gallery to see the Monty Python foot

daendeleon 2d @ Threads Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"

just choked on my beverage

New apple device update today. Makes my device not work at all.