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He/Him / Gay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ / Punk Music / Musician / FFXIV / Clefairy Stan / Cat Dad / MN ❀️ @gptc92.bsky.social hehe Singing and guitaring in the band @bigyikesmusic.bsky.social Say something nice to someone today!

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Prince Daddy & The Hyena - Big-Box Store Heart (Official Video)
Prince Daddy & The Hyena - Big-Box Store Heart (Official Video) YouTube video by Counter Intuitive Records

Sometimes a band puts out a song that just hits perfectly and Prince Daddy did that last week. Currently obsessed

youtu.be/dQk3_Y0mVzA?...

11.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
I chimed in
Haven't you people ever heard of
Playing quest 64

I chimed in Haven't you people ever heard of Playing quest 64

11.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 377 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

We're here, we're queer, and we see the notifications eventually (rawr xD)

11.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just heard the phrase "Raccoon City girls make do" and i-

11.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is how all my nightmares begin now

10.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 2448 πŸ” 389 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 117
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when the edible hits and you try to play it cool

08.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 4628 πŸ” 642 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 20
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06.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's my president

05.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 4745 πŸ” 1065 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 18
screen from The Adventures of Batman and Robin videogame with Harley Q saying "Maybe it'll happen today, Mr. J"

screen from The Adventures of Batman and Robin videogame with Harley Q saying "Maybe it'll happen today, Mr. J"

05.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
Cab driver asking Nat from Goldeneye 
"Lady could you turn DK mode off, I can't see out the back?"
She does

Cab driver asking Nat from Goldeneye "Lady could you turn DK mode off, I can't see out the back?" She does

05.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 864 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Gonna need to rewatch Austin Powers soon I fear

04.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Idk man gen 1 just hot different 
Gen 1: 
Rock
Mime
Bird
Clay
Eggs

Idk man gen 1 just hot different Gen 1: Rock Mime Bird Clay Eggs

04.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 1910 πŸ” 295 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 18

We really got Lizzo in final fantasy before gta 6

03.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ate some Jersey Mike's and immediately started feeling better about life wtf they puttin in these subs

28.02.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Browt, the new Grass-type starter from the upcoming games PokΓ©mon Winds and PokΓ©mon Waves

Browt, the new Grass-type starter from the upcoming games PokΓ©mon Winds and PokΓ©mon Waves

"Excuse me, I asked for no pickles."

27.02.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 2720 πŸ” 288 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 22
Phishing email that says:

RE: Happy Birthday My Mom

Dear blank, 

Today is a very special day - it's my mom's birthday! I wanted to take a moment to send you warm wishes and let you know how much my mom means to me. 

My mom is the most amazing person in the world. Her love, care, and endless support have shaped who I am today. She deserves all the happiness and joy that life can offer. 

May this special day being you endless joy, countless blessings, and wonderful memories. Happy birthday, Mom! You are loved more than words can express. 

Violet Smith

Phishing email that says: RE: Happy Birthday My Mom Dear blank, Today is a very special day - it's my mom's birthday! I wanted to take a moment to send you warm wishes and let you know how much my mom means to me. My mom is the most amazing person in the world. Her love, care, and endless support have shaped who I am today. She deserves all the happiness and joy that life can offer. May this special day being you endless joy, countless blessings, and wonderful memories. Happy birthday, Mom! You are loved more than words can express. Violet Smith

When the phishing email is lowkey heartwarming

27.02.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 1860 πŸ” 433 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 12
a meme that says "when you accidentally become important at work" and depicts a funny mascot-like character within a very serious office environment.

a meme that says "when you accidentally become important at work" and depicts a funny mascot-like character within a very serious office environment.

why is this me

26.02.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Hotelier put on a hot pair of mother boots, clocked sadness's tea, gagged all the emos that really thought Brand New was that girl, "bit off more than could chew and then swallowed it whole" aka ate and left no crumbs, etc.

26.02.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also real Grindr headquarters conversation probably

"How many ads can we cram in before the app stops working?"

"Yes"

26.02.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Really want to start my Thursday off by listening to a super sad emo album so here we go

26.02.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's midnight
Laying in bed
Fist Me by Cupcakke
Stuck in me head

25.02.2026 06:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.02.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

what’s more symphonic than listening to my cat lick between his toes

25.02.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 249 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Sodom and Obama

25.02.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 1039 πŸ” 357 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4

Please god let this be real

21.02.2026 06:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, β€œhow much will you give me for this stale bread?” Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, β€œtell ya whatβ€” I got a buddy who’s an expert on this stuff.” Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, β€œhow much will you give me for this stale bread?” Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, β€œtell ya whatβ€” I got a buddy who’s an expert on this stuff.” Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.

11.02.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 10905 πŸ” 2061 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 24

1 second before I tell an entire project group they're trying to fix a problem that doesn't exist and that I hate them

19.02.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0