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@millerlowlife

let's talk about planes now. the pilots are flying them up too damn high. it's dangerous. I don't like it. got to make them lower testicular cancer defeater, one nut haver // union man // wife guy // 1312

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Posts 03.07.2023
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Latest posts by bort @millerlowlife

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13.11.2025 01:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.08.2025 01:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i’m doing my best

27.04.2025 17:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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27.04.2025 15:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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29.01.2025 07:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what are we talkin bout over here on this app lately

29.01.2025 07:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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#yup

21.01.2025 11:41 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.01.2025 13:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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02.01.2025 11:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

preform

24.12.2024 15:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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like mother like son

24.12.2024 00:15 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

YUP!

19.12.2024 20:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they need to add post notifications on this website so i can see the crazy things my wife says in real time

19.12.2024 04:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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my husband listening in on a work call

18.12.2024 19:53 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Muppets remake of Saving Private Ryan and whenever there's gore it's just ribbons and yarn spilling out with an occasional human hand glimpsed underneath

18.12.2024 18:51 👍 7659 🔁 704 💬 156 📌 53

same

19.12.2024 04:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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17.12.2024 12:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription

16.12.2024 00:07 👍 11400 🔁 1578 💬 384 📌 273

son of a bitch

14.12.2024 16:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i just hit the juckport

10.12.2024 12:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.12.2024 04:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

well what on earth are you waiting for buddy

06.12.2024 08:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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check this out folks

06.12.2024 08:49 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

she’s normal

06.12.2024 08:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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great. day ruined

04.12.2024 12:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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03.12.2024 07:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Confirmed: Dudes are allowed to rock again

02.12.2024 01:43 👍 37 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0

boom clap

01.12.2024 19:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BEARS BEARS BEARS!

24.11.2024 18:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

omg bears

24.11.2024 18:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0