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Rev. Jeff Doucette

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Lover of the Bluejays, music, father to 15 pets, semi sane church minister who is not part of the Christian right. New Brunswicker at heart.

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Great #SNL news update joke from Saturday night. "President Trump has been seen with a new rash on his neck. Apparently someone washed his clothes in holy water".

09.03.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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MLB won't let me in...

07.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not happy there is no televised game for Mad Max...booo!

07.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

07.03.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

07.03.2026 12:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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We still have a lot of snow that needs to melt out back by the horses...

07.03.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thomas Massie is the only member of the GOP with courage right now...the only one.

06.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When I was a priest, at Christmas time after food boxes were packed, the leftover turkeys were put in the freezer in the garage. I would take them out one at a time, cook them and deliver them to those home bound. As a United Church minister now I am getting to cook a turkey today and deliver it.

06.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She is Noeme more!!!!! Trump said "ya fired!!!"

05.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was in the front row and caught the bra during that song at his concert in Moncton NB in the 1980's...lol.

05.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have church this morning at a seniors residence in Bowmanville. The gospel is the Samaritan Woman. The last time at the same place, the front desk forgot to turn off the music. While preaching we heard "Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl which was immediately followed by Lola by the Kinks.

05.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump's next invasion will be Norway until they give him the Nobel Peace prize. #EpsteinWar #WarALago

05.03.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Prayers/positive thoughts would be appreciated for my sister Shelley undergoing major lumbar surgery today as well as wisdom for her medical team. She has struggled so much waiting for this surgery.

05.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I am tired of church language that centers on Rapture and Armageddon and not on love your neighbor.

04.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some? Cowards!!!!!Every-freaking-body in the world see he lied. Are there any journalists not afraid of Trump? Do you not have any integrity?

03.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey by The Beatles is the greatest name for a song ever.

03.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rewatching Game of Thrones to calm my spirit from the news.

03.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Again America...we, the world notice your cowardice by giving Trump a second term and allowing him to do whatever he wants to distract you from the Epstein Files. You could have had Kamala Harris...but stupidity runs deep in your country.

03.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Jake Tapper did you ask any hard questions to Trump about the war like was it to distract from the Epstein files? Are there any courageous journalists left in the US?

03.03.2026 11:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Canada will win the WBC....

02.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Seriously who would tell Scott Jennings anything? LOLOLOLOLOLOL. He is a washed up political hack with absolutely no morals.

01.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thanks to our Canadian political cartoonist and the Toronto Star. #EpsteinWar #WarALago

01.03.2026 10:45 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How the absolute hell do you launch regime change from your unsecured room at your country club? #WarALago

28.02.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am a Canadian church minister even more angry with those in the US who are responsible for the way they voted for putting Trump back in office. I want to use non biblical words that would make my mother wash my mouth out with soap.You carry this around your neck like a millstone. Shame on you!

28.02.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jethro, our Redbone Coonhound is a real poser.

28.02.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

***Breaking*** Trump bombs Iran because of reports they have the missing 100 pages of the Epstein Files he is in.

28.02.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0