08.03.2026 19:27
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feels appropriate to bring up the "if you can walk to the cafe but the barista has to drive an hour to work there, you dont live in a walkable community, you live in a theme park" anecdote here
You're right — I ought not to have flipped the tortoise onto its back, and having done so, I should have helped turn the tortoise back over. Trapped on its back, belly baking in the hot sun, it can't survive without my help. That was my error, and I apologize.
Seems like the weather forecast has *also* decided to spring forward
it's not even August yet
Yet somehow, the property—dubbed “Playboy Ranch” among locals—has never properly been investigated, according to New Mexico officials. A report by The New York Times, published Monday, revealed that state officials had every intention to do so—until the first Trump administration intervened in 2019. The government ordered New Mexico to turn over its probe to federal prosecutors, but then they closed the case, according to recently unsealed records obtained by the Times.
So the 1st Trump administration practiced a version of the same "catch and kill" strategy that his crony David Pecker used at the National Enquirer, only at DOJ they used it to quash an ongoing criminal investigation into Epstein. I'm sure there's a totally reasonable explanation for this
And yet ironically you can't spell the word without a discontinuous jump from U to I
Everything is terrible, but Purim is here at last. May all villains face ironic reversals of fortune
When is some comics company going to finally put together the GREATEST AMERICAN HERO / A-TEAM / MANIMAL / KNIGHT RIDER crossover that I've been waiting for since I was 12 years old?
I know this is meant to be a joke, kind of, but it's also extremely insightful. This is *exactly* how he thinks. Whack the boss and then make the survivors an offer they can't refuse.
...(e.g. Black people, Chinese people, gay men…) and the older way of speaking seems tone-deaf, if not outright offensive. You also see this phenomenon in people who think it’s rude to say “Jews” and instead insist that the only proper way to refer to us is “Jewish people”.
On further thought, I suspect the noun/adjective distinction is part of what rankles people about the use of the word “goyim”. Forty years ago it was common to refer to minorities using collective nouns (the Blacks, the Chinese, the gays…) but nowadays it’s more common to use adjectives... (contd)
Still the same issue, “goy” is a singular noun, not an adjective. “A cis” doesn’t scan right.
This is pretty much exactly right, with the small grammatical quibble that “goyim” is a plural noun, not an adjective, so a better analogy would be “goyim = cisgenders” (which I almost never see used)
“Set out to destroy him”? The dude literally volunteered to work at Sbu Ghraib, “accidentally” got a Totenkopf tattoo, then covered his Totenkopf with a Fentis tattoo. Pretty sure he handled his destruction all by himself
I’ll do it FOR FREE, even!
Strange game. The only way to win is to NOT USE AI, MY GOD WHAT’S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
Leaders from across Michigan showed up because Romulus showed up tonight to say loud and clear:
No ICE prison here.
Guy who "accidentally" got a Totenkopf tattoo and then covered it up with a Fenris tattoo has opinions about a small cabal of elites who secretly control the world
Some sort of elders, if you will, who follow their own specific protocols
(((Small group of people)))
hahaha seriously though we should charge these people as child sex traffickers
My "People are not personally profiting from this" T-shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by the shirt
Thank goodness nobody ever cites *my* work.
Blue is evergreen
On display, in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying “Beware of the Leopard”
The hill I am going to die on is that "The 1900s" refers to a *decade*, specifically 1900-1909, and if you want to talk about the entire period 1900-1999 (or 1901-2000, whatever) you say "The 20th Century"
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
2026 basically
