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Worrier After Dark

@worrierafterdark

Minneapolis. Queer. Plenty of jokes. Everything you've come to know and love, plus nudes. NSFW, obvs.

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A question that has stumped philosophers for decades.

10.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Totoro’s titular neighbors have been leaving the bedroom blinds open

08.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot of a tweet: Rene Magritte @artistmagritte- Dec 9, 2021 Automated The hesitation waltz, 1950 #surrealism #magritte

an image shows a rene magritte painting of two large apples on the ground with a cloudy blue sky background, the apples have each on a blue face mask and a red face mask like the teenage mutant ninja turtles

a screenshot of a tweet: Rene Magritte @artistmagritte- Dec 9, 2021 Automated The hesitation waltz, 1950 #surrealism #magritte an image shows a rene magritte painting of two large apples on the ground with a cloudy blue sky background, the apples have each on a blue face mask and a red face mask like the teenage mutant ninja turtles

teenage magritte ninja apples

08.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s kind of incredible that WWE never did a PPV called The Big Show.

06.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No more excuses for incrementalism. Not a one. Join the GOP otherwise. Same with you voters. Get out of the party if that's how you want to do business. We can replace you with one of the many independent voters who think we shouldn't have a Gestapo at all. I want a smaller tent. No dipshits

06.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Sorry, your breakfast was out of balance

06.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*unfroots your loops*

06.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.

06.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 1438 πŸ” 331 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 8

Such an incredible album. Always love to revisit.

05.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It does, yes. I feel more like pressing the button already.

05.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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does this help?

05.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That all looks incredible

05.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a pretty damn great deal.

05.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi yes, can I come over/can you mail some of that to me

05.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly, I can’t stress enough how there is never anyone in this long, barren stretch of hallway.

04.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a solid plan. I’m not convinced that pressing it wouldn’t result in blowing out a wet circuit board somewhere, starting a blaze. That’s a good soundtrack to the Great Minneapolis Fire of 2026.

04.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This speaks to me on a Minneapolis -> Sault Ste. Marie level

04.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A black square sign with plain white lettering reads, β€œpress button for assistance.” A small metal unit with a speaker and a big red button sits below.

A black square sign with plain white lettering reads, β€œpress button for assistance.” A small metal unit with a speaker and a big red button sits below.

One day I’ll work up the courage to press the big red button in the dystopian subterranean hallway.

04.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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a glass bowl filled with red beans and a spoon in it . ALT: a glass bowl filled with red beans and a spoon in it .
03.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 1184 πŸ” 234 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday!

03.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Listen, I don’t make the rules

03.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sir, that is an open-face quesadilla

03.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of headlines:

The Secret to Keeping My Toilet Stain-Free Is in the Kitchen

11 Surprising Things You Can Put in Your Dishwasher

Screenshot of headlines: The Secret to Keeping My Toilet Stain-Free Is in the Kitchen 11 Surprising Things You Can Put in Your Dishwasher

Nicely done

02.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 1576 πŸ” 173 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 6
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02.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday!

28.02.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So cool that the cinematic future we’re living in is War Games

28.02.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fat Chikorita Friday

27.02.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can I get in on this action?

25.02.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a green paper towel dispenser with the label β€œnot a trash”

a green paper towel dispenser with the label β€œnot a trash”

…not yet a woman

25.02.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0