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Pasha Paterson

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A professional geek. This one time, on Jeopardy, I got to respond correctly with "What is Nine Inch Nails?" and it made my day. This profile consists mainly of three things: #Jeopardy, #FFXIV, #simracing twitch.tv/zer0bandwidth

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The X-Files writers would never be able to get away with the tropes they used in the 1990s if they started again now. "We found the thing but we can't bring back any evidence so no one will believe us" โ€” 2020s Mulder would have 4k HD videos of aliens streamed live on Twitch to a bajillion followers

08.03.2026 02:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mind Echoes
Mind Echoes YouTube video by Hydelic - Topic

Yeah I know I've been on a kick of posting things about Tetris Effect: Connected, but it's really interesting to me to hear the unaltered BGM tracks and contrast them to what they sound like with the "synaesthesia" effects dubbed on top during gameplay.
youtu.be/c01c_7RqqX8
youtu.be/lkgEHBztEcc

05.03.2026 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Republican Party of 2026 is an organized crime syndicate.

04.03.2026 13:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just a poor boy,

03.03.2026 00:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have said it before (when COVID started), still seems true.

Troompaloompa enjoys watching people suffer and die, and enjoys it most when he's the cause.

02.03.2026 12:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DIANA MILLER BREAKS THE MIDDLE LECTERN CURSE #RVA #Jeopardy

28.02.2026 00:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... and the scores into Final #Jeopardy are almost the same as a certain other game with a Richmonder in the middle...

28.02.2026 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I thought it was just so you could tell Sam Buttrey not to put his cat butt in your face.

28.02.2026 00:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CONTESTANT FROM #RVA LET'S GO #Jeopardy

28.02.2026 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't believe I talked myself out of a correct response. Again. ๐Ÿคฆ
#LearnedLeague #LL108

25.02.2026 01:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#TetrisEffect Master mode might not be a typical warmup for #LearnedLeague, but at least I'm now very awake.

24.02.2026 01:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

4/5 in BOSTON SPACE from the couch, and again, all were from my time playing #Fallout4. ๐Ÿคท๐ŸŽฎโ˜ข๏ธ
#Jeopardy

24.02.2026 00:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot from Minecraft. We are in the overworld, at night. The view is from the top of a tower, at height +108. The surrounding area has been flattened and terraformed to make room for a large village, organized neatly into a grid of 8x8 blocks. At the far corner is a large stand of bamboo, and a checkered pattern of flower patches, in which trees can be planted to produce beehives. The next closest four rows of blocks contain several fields of crops, an apiary, a flower garden, and huts for eight farmers. On the far right, on the other side of the main street where the bell is located. are two much larger buildings โ€” a church, housing the local cleric, and a university, where twelve librarians offer a range of magical tomes. In the foreground, closest to the tower, a double block has been fenced off and filled to bursting with cattle, and another double block herds a modest herd of sheep. There is a sugarcane farm and a pumpkin and melon farm closest to the base of the tower. On the main street, a one-story block of townhouses is populated with a variety of vendors. The main street, all of the side streets, and all of the crop fields are lit by lanterns hanging from oak or spruce lampposts. Several iron golems patrol the area.

A screenshot from Minecraft. We are in the overworld, at night. The view is from the top of a tower, at height +108. The surrounding area has been flattened and terraformed to make room for a large village, organized neatly into a grid of 8x8 blocks. At the far corner is a large stand of bamboo, and a checkered pattern of flower patches, in which trees can be planted to produce beehives. The next closest four rows of blocks contain several fields of crops, an apiary, a flower garden, and huts for eight farmers. On the far right, on the other side of the main street where the bell is located. are two much larger buildings โ€” a church, housing the local cleric, and a university, where twelve librarians offer a range of magical tomes. In the foreground, closest to the tower, a double block has been fenced off and filled to bursting with cattle, and another double block herds a modest herd of sheep. There is a sugarcane farm and a pumpkin and melon farm closest to the base of the tower. On the main street, a one-story block of townhouses is populated with a variety of vendors. The main street, all of the side streets, and all of the crop fields are lit by lanterns hanging from oak or spruce lampposts. Several iron golems patrol the area.

Call me the Meghan Trainor of #Minecraft because I'm all about this base.

22.02.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Greetings, fellow trivia geeks! This is a public service message reminding you that the next regular season of #LearnedLeague, #LL108, starts on Monday.

22.02.2026 04:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My daughter picked it up for herself and didn't know who Lando Norris is because she is not the car child.

21.02.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why does Lando Norris have his own flavor of Monster Energy and why does it taste like Standard Erzatz Watermelon?

21.02.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagining the looks of horror on the contestants' faces if the Final #Jeopardy clue about "Europe" is about the band, not the continent.

21.02.2026 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something, something, Prince Andrew in a can.

20.02.2026 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also yeah I've been *completely* absorbed in my FFXIV alt account because (points in all directions in the real world, frowning)

20.02.2026 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A handful of Reese's Pieces and a can of grape soda is like a junk food PB&J.

You won't find this quality of food advice anywhere else.

20.02.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have something in common with Matt Amodio on #Jeopardy!
(We've both correctly responded with #NIN)

06.02.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do I get the feeling there's not going to be another ToC game on Thursday... #Jeopardy

04.02.2026 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Speaking of done dirty, how did Ellis not get a penalty for almost killing Thiim in the tri-oval......
#IMSA #Rolex24

25.01.2026 18:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yo local NBC 12 in #RVA doing @weatheraf.bsky.social dirty with this thumbnail screencap ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜…

25.01.2026 18:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big oof.

24.01.2026 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Cash Cab" mentioned on #Jeopardy! I knew a guy who went on both shows. IIRC he did pretty well.

24.01.2026 00:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Surely some third-party enterprise has gotten into the "like-for-like EV battery replacement" game by now...?

23.01.2026 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, "planned obsolescence" for something as expensive as a car is ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ’ฉ

22.01.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Um, holy crap.
Is it essentially totalled, then?

22.01.2026 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jack Smith: "My fear is that we have seen the rule of law function in our country for so long that many of us have come to take it for granted. The rule of law is not self-executing. It depends on our collective commitment to apply it."

22.01.2026 15:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 45258 ๐Ÿ” 14144 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 870 ๐Ÿ“Œ 681