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Black Holes and Concrete Cows

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Left Behind

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Spirit of Place

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Twenty Modern-Day Proverbs
 
Fake news travels fast.
Post in haste, regret immediately.
Two’s company, three’s a crowdsourcing campaign.
AI for an eye, an untruth for a truth.
Beware of geeks bearing gifs.
Caesar’s Wi-Fi must be above suspicion.
A scrolling phone gathers no moss.
Share and share and like.
Don’t feed the troll that bites you.
Empty influencers make the most noise.
Every blog has its day.
Blessed are the content creators.
There’s a time and podcast for everything.
Do not judge clickbait by its cover.
A WhatsApp a day keeps your mother at bay.
All’s well that trends well.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
teach a man to phish and you pheed him for a lifetime.
Every cloud has a data centre.
Spam tomorrow and spam yesterday – and always spam today.
The end justifies the memes.

Brian Bilston

Twenty Modern-Day Proverbs   Fake news travels fast. Post in haste, regret immediately. Two’s company, three’s a crowdsourcing campaign. AI for an eye, an untruth for a truth. Beware of geeks bearing gifs. Caesar’s Wi-Fi must be above suspicion. A scrolling phone gathers no moss. Share and share and like. Don’t feed the troll that bites you. Empty influencers make the most noise. Every blog has its day. Blessed are the content creators. There’s a time and podcast for everything. Do not judge clickbait by its cover. A WhatsApp a day keeps your mother at bay. All’s well that trends well. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
teach a man to phish and you pheed him for a lifetime. Every cloud has a data centre. Spam tomorrow and spam yesterday – and always spam today. The end justifies the memes. Brian Bilston

This is called ‘Twenty Modern-Day Proverbs’.

19.12.2025 09:07 👍 333 🔁 119 💬 14 📌 15
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Thanks to @TheParksTrust for organising such a fab #heritageopendays event yesterday, and to our brilliant #Mink writers: Steph Lay, Jerard Bretts, Stella Girvin, Isobel Richards, Sharon Clark, Naia Makwana (and, in absentia, Sarah Davies & Graham R Sherwood). #miltonkeynes

21.09.2025 14:54 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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At the brilliant Millet exhibition, National Gallery…

03.09.2025 14:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Excellent John Singer Sargent exhibition at Kenwood House…

08.08.2025 08:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lessons was brilliant. Hope this one’s as good.

07.08.2025 19:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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You and Me: marking International Day of Friendship | MK Lit Fest 2025 Submit your poetry, flash fiction or creative non-fiction for our July online event, You and Me: marking International Day of Friendship. Entries close on 30 June 2025.

Join us tomorrow night (Wed 30 July) as we celebrate International Day of Friendship with 17 brilliant writers each exploring the theme in their own unique ways. All welcome!!
Grab a ticket: www.mklitfest.org/friendship
#friendship #poetry #creativewriting #shortstories #flashfiction #miltonkeynes

29.07.2025 16:01 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Lovely poem.

18.06.2025 14:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spot on,Michael. A complete load of tosh.

28.05.2025 10:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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At Bob Dylan’s spell-binding new Point Blank exhibition,Halcyon Gallery…

12.05.2025 17:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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‘He wasn’t scared of dying’: Jake Auerbach on his painter father, Frank Frank Auerbach completed his final painting just five weeks before his death aged 93 last year. As an exhibition opens in Berlin, his son, Jake, talks about his father and the film he has made about h...

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04.05.2025 05:12 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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At a small exhibition at the National Gallery of some of the greatest paintings by Velasco…

24.04.2025 12:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Every word counts in this moving new collection of poetry by @johnbharveywriter.bsky.social. Well worth reading. Thanks to @fiveleavesbooks.bsky.social for speedy delivery…

05.04.2025 09:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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At Mompesson House,Salisbury…

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We Are All Living in George Orwell’s World Now He is easy to quote, but what would the iconoclastic British socialist really have thought about politics today?

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Siena: The Rise of Painting 1300 - 1350 at the National Gallery…

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These Words Are Disappearing in the New Trump Administration Federal agencies have issued guidance to employees on hundreds of terms to limit or avoid using. An analysis of government websites shows many of the same words being removed.

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12.03.2025 22:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Five Failures in the Oval Office (video) America hurt itself badly today.

Here I react to the shameful encounter between American leaders and media and the Ukrainian president. No doubt there were more, but I saw five failures on our side: of hospitality, decency, democracy, strategy, and independence. Please watch and share.
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28.02.2025 22:15 👍 31005 🔁 10548 💬 1058 📌 689
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Farage, Musk and Trump: they crave your attention. Don’t give it to them | Andy Beckett Populist trolling thrives on the oxygen of publicity. It’s on all of us – media and voters – to start looking away Even more than other forms of politics, populism needs an audience. Populist politicians want to be famous personalities, to make…

Farage, Musk and Trump: they crave your attention. Don’t give it to them | Andy Beckett

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Frank Auerbach’s take on Constable’s Hay Wain…

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A detail from the brilliant Haywain exhibition at the National Gallery…

04.01.2025 09:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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23.12.2024 11:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Birthday!

21.12.2024 09:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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At the incredibly Van Gogh exhibition, National Gallery…

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Amazing Picasso exhibition at the British Museum….

05.12.2024 15:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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At the Medieval Women in Their Own Words exhibition, British Library…

05.12.2024 13:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Will look out for it! I bought On Balance from Five Leaves Bookshop in Nottingham this summer and enjoyed it a lot.

04.12.2024 14:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0