modern is doing a lot of work since electric cars were used in the 1800s. but like....infancy??
you could buy a chevy volt in like 2010. the chevy volt could get a license to drive.
A few hours after NYT reported that the U.S. bombed an elementary school in Iran, killing many children, the White House last night posted this video mixing airstrike footage with Top Gun, Iron Man, Gladiator, Halo, Breaking Bad, Star Wars, John Wick, Superman, Transformers and Dragon Ball Z
I find it odd that when people are cuddling they are referred to as “big spoon” and “little spoon”. Like nested spoons are often the same size. Shouldn’t it be the outer and inner spoons?
Do y’all also feel a deep foreboding and melancholy when the birds start chirping and the air starts to smell like spring, or is that just me?
We all know Kristi Noem getting shitcanned doesn't actually solve anything, we know, but it's still awesome that she's having a bad day, let people enjoy this moment
I have my own proprietary Slops, thank you very much
mood spelled backwards is doom so that means if you do things that are the opposite of your mood you will experience doom
Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions.
What stage of the apocalypse is this?
polymarket.com/event/nuclea...
Incredible 5 word horror story
the soy right
seeing red at the bluesky of it all with the iran news. top reply on a post calling israel and america rogue states being "what about russia?" says it all. cannot imagine having such a worldview. all this death, all this horror, to percieve it purely through liberal pointscoring is utterly inhuman
Am I just delirious from hardly sleeping last night, or has this guy’s account become a genuine work of art? Idk I think this is a masterstroke of comedy. Dan Hentschel level stuff
Why are they so public about their attempts to steal the midterm elections(and all elections going forward)
Secretary Kennedy: First stop on my national BBQ tour, I visited Terry Black’s to EAT REAL FOOD.
I love BBQ, but it's just weird shit to have the health secretary posing in front of ribs and sausage like it's health food
Crazy how every night when you go to sleep you remember every single thing that’s happened in your entire life as well as everything else but then by the time you’ve woken up you’ve forgotten most of it
The scandal involving Rep. Tony Gonzales (R-Texas) keeps getting worse. The Texas lawmaker is alleged to have had an affair with a congressional staffer who later ended her life by self-immolation. Newly released text messages show the Republican lawmaker repeatedly pressured the staffer to send him explicit photos. In more normal times, Gonzales's behavior would prompt a swift resignation and condemnatory statements from party leadership. But the Republican majority in the House is in dire straits: With the balance of power in the chamber resting at 218-214, the GOP can afford only two defections? with full attendance before they lose their ability to pass legislation. House Speaker Mike Johnson knows all about the hazards of his shrunken majority; it's a problem he's at grips with week in and week out. It's only natural, then, that he would be reluctant to do anything that could further shrink his majority. In the Capitol Monday, Johnson made a very high-minded-sounding statement to a gaggle of reporters that he wants the investigations into Gonzales to play out before making any kind of judgment.
average leftwinger scandal: random citizens in the city actively playing in a snow ball fight throw snow balls at cops
average rightwinger scandal:
I’m sorry ☹️
im so glad i was a yuri on ice fangirl when i was 16 bc all my normie friends are getting oneshotted by heated rivalry but i was thankfully inoculated against ice yaoi
I love YouTube video essays
Also the people talking about pronouns too much are transphobes
Everyone else is just using them
Just five days after Jeffrey Epstein’s arrest in the summer of 2019, federal authorities “directed” the New York Police Department to “stand down” its investigations related to Epstein, new documents released by the Department of Justice show.
www.justsecurity.org/132230/fbi-s...
Women are my favorite guy
REAL evil henchmen wouldn't have been stuck in a cave between the Napoleonic Wars and the 1990s, unlike some MINIONS I know
If we put aside the connotations it’s gained for a second, the phrase “Live Laugh Love” is pretty solid advice. Like yeah. Do those things
Semantic gameplaying of the best sort!
Realizing I haven’t been keeping up with Jacob Geller’s YouTube channel and have pretty much a years worth of unwatched videos to experience for the first time has me feeling like a kid on Christmas
hear me out: the minecraft movie is fine
just to be the fascist twerp translator: Trump is the law, anything that disagrees with him is per se lawlessness
