cat bandit

5 more of these little guys coming in approximately *checks watch* 3 and a quarter hours! #ofmd #fandommarket

kraken!

season 1 gentlebeard done

guys there were butterflies 🦋

Plastic card with 2 drawings (光栅卡）

Made some new #OFMD freebies! It's from a previous project, but look, the perfect scenes: flipping the card makes Gentlebeard kiss.

stede and ed falling asleep in each others arms after their first time in s2ep6 retweet if you agree

ed teach sitting at the edge of stede bonnet's bed, looking down at his sopping wet tits and bandaged gutstab (our flag means death s1e4)

ed teach appreciating the view

March 9 restocks: 1023 Fishy Cat Toy by Pastor_of_Muppets 1052 Sned and Snede Lino Cut Print by ramsay_baggins 1067 Murder Widows Magnet Set by Caly 1159 Gentlebeard Paper Lantern by Nikki (AsYouWish311) 1190 Custom Engraved Leather Keychain by Littlefingies 1213 Mermaids! Ed's Rescue by Zigster 1214 Stede's Joyous Passive Aggression by Zigster 1215 Ed Teach's Slutty Little Waist Trio by Zigster 1243 Fuck Ice Pirate Metal Keychain by Lilac Dreams 1244 Ice Out Pirate Metal Keychain by Lilac Dreams 1275a Crocheted Dicks by Pastor_of_Muppets 1275b Crocheted Dicks w/ Catnip by Pastor_of_Muppets 1313 Wee John's Pincushion Dollies by Juniper 1317 Patch: Choice of OFMD Design by Littlefingies 1318 Gentlebeard pop up zine by Ollie 1359 Break the Ice Print by sonorawent 1401 Crochet Seagull Keychain by PigeonKweenCrochet 1485a Rosy Maple Moth Pet Bandana by Gemma 1498 Cross Stitched Needle Minders by moosh 1578 Mystery Meat Chapstick Holder by Andy 1651 Set of Collaged Buttons by Katie (loopydangerfrog)

RESTOCKS COMING TOMORROW (so you can get ready to grab them):

#fandommarket

As promised: today’s bit of #ofmdskyfic is now also on ao3 ❤️

archiveofourown.org/works/748088...

love, love, love this🥹❤️‍🔥

that’s a tic tac done, hope you’re able to rest up today❤️

Still a ways to go on this next rwylm chapter, but we're getting there--maybe next weekend??🤞 Good news is, it's like 112% fluff by volume 🥹💜

Watercolour illustration of a milk carton. The packaging is predominantly blue and features an illustration of a little black and white spotted cow and the words "dairy product" in stylised script. The side of the carton has what looks to be nutritional info and some descriptive copy about the product, but we can't read it because the text is too small nd the artist was not about to write all that out for an illustration that appears in their video for about 3 seconds.

This Dairy Product wants you to watch my new video

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ7N...

#cuteart

Edward Teach in season 1 episode 8 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing a black t-shirt, a gold chain necklace, and Stede’s black cravat, standing on a beach with his arms raised and looking at Stede out of frame with a baffled expression

day 608 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

two pictures from OFMD bts video , season 2 episode 3, taika and rhys are underwater and taika put his hands on rhys's face

missing them hours

Archie in season 2 episode 6 of Our Flag Means Death, sitting against the window in the galley and looking over at the rest of the crew of the Revenge out of frame while laughing

Mary Read and Anne Bonny in season 2 episode 4 of Our Flag Means Death, standing in their living room and looking over at Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet out of frame with judgemental expressions

Auntie and Zheng Yi Sao in season 2 episode 2 of Our Flag Means Death, looking over a map on the Red Flag with thoughtful expressions

Spanish Jackie in season 1 episode 3 of Our Flag Means Death, holding a dagger to Stede’s nose out of frame in her bar with an unimpressed look on her face

happy international women’s day to them ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

welcome to the SETI world, where ed is cute. when he finds himself maybe a little jealous, it's only the terrified stranger who can keep disaster from happening. spanish jackie and steak knife are there, too, recording everything for their next podcast episode.

we also have a couple fun treats that’ll be dropping throughout the week, so watch for those 👀👀🏴‍☠️

Ed and Stede are stood in a dimly lit bathroom, with candles surrounding them. Ed is shrugging Stede’s jacket off his shoulders.

I commissioned the lovely @pogonr.bsky.social to draw this scene from my fic ‘let my love keep you safe’ and it’s just as perfect and cosy and warm as I envisaged it 🥰

If you want to read it…. ♥️ archiveofourown.org/works/78371596

A digital drawing of Edward teach from our flag means death a a merman with a purple tail.

My dramatic, handsome boy! 😌

The Garlic Soup Week team wanted to highlight some auction items that are specifically about either Garlic Soup or Archie, Jim, Oluwande, and Zheng!!! There's some amazing listings in this auction for garlic soupers!!

1) Buy it now TealOranges bracelets!!

www.32auctions.com/organization...

Edward Teach in season 1 episode 4 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing Stede’s white flowy shirt and black cravat, sitting in the crow’s nest of the Revenge holding a piece of bread and marmalade and looking at Stede out of frame with a fond smile

day 607 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

Beloveds!! Finally—FINALLY—I have the rest of the fake dating profs for you! Daily updates until it’s done ❤️

Today’s bit is also on ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/748088...

Don't debase yourself for a man who hasn't a single tureen on board!

loving their vibes😍

Come Monday I can make you a keychain #FandomMarket

If anyone was hoping to get prints of these three listings but missed out, GOOD NEWS! I ordered more and they'll be added to the next drop of goodies. Love you, pirate pals! It feels so good to be a part of something like this. My heart is full today.

oh i love this!!

Hanging on.
By a thread.
Hanging on.
Shouldn't let go.
If I let go
All will fall
Fingers bleeding
Down to the bone now
Can't let go
Nothing makes sense
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.

i hope this email finds you well. did stede tie ed’s wrists for him here ? let me know.