Sarah Z. 🌹

Desperately need a former MLB pitcher to start a stoner-friendly outdoor gear company called High & Outside.

@svengoolieofficial.bsky.social Spotted a Nostalgiaferatoo shirt behind home plate at the Astros vs Mets spring training game!

Banda to the Mets Banda to the Mets Banda to the Mets Banda to the Mets Banda to the Mets Banda to the Mets

Candiace: You’re a snake.

Rob: *literally covered in snake tattoos, unhinging his jaw to eat an egg whole* Why would you say that?

Just in case you were wondering how NYT is treating the murder of Alex Pretti this morning:

Ok, so that didn’t happen, but something almost as bad did. :(

I stg the Dodgers are gonna sign Pete Alonso to a 7-year, $245 million contract just to bench him 90% of the time and deprive other teams.

Had a dream that Dylan Cease homered in his first at bat as a Blue Jay. Why was Dylan Cease taking an AB? I have no idea, but I’m excited to find out.

More like Grade A Beefcake amiright

And Edwin Diaz, obviously

Timothée Chalamet is there.

My Mets off-season wish list: Dylan Cease (RHP), Ranger Suarez (LHP), Pete Alonso (1B), Cody Bellinger (OF)

“That’d be waaaaay too expens-“

I don’t care.

Y’all have your man’s location turned on so you can check if he’s cheating, I have my man’s location turned on in case I need to find his exact location in the back country, we are not the same.

Jonah Tong pitched five beautiful innings in a Major League Baseball game today and the only thing on his IG story is about his hockey player girlfriend getting into a coaching mentorship program. 🥹

When you think about it, losing to the Marlins on a drunken Sunday is a time honored tradition.

The sickest tote bag in the world

Being a Mets fan isn’t about winning. It’s about getting back up after you don’t win.

Super stoked to wake up to this in my mailbox. @metsjr69.bsky.social

Just a Mets girlie at the local ballpark with her giant glass of red wine.

“Here you go Timmy, congrats on your brand new 2005 Buick LeSabre.”

I’ve never looked into what exactly this charity does, but I sincerely hope Karz4Kids is just handing out car keys to children.

Jesus Christ wearing a Syracuse Mets jersey

When you think about it, it’s really not fair that the Mets have Jesus Christ on the roster.

You just get a notification like “the Mets and the Yankees will be playing at midnight at a public park in Brooklyn” and you watch the game on some kid’s livestream.

Just got this notification and it made me wish secret baseball games happened the way secret shows do.

Early favorites are Starling Marte (obviously) and Brandon Sproat. 🍑

Getting our friend into Mets baseball by telling her about how caked up all the players are.

DPCGSOLFGM!!!!!

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PETE ALONSO 🐻‍❄️

My husband and I flew to Boston/NY the last week of May to see four Mets games in a row and I regret nothing (except not getting the lobster bisque at Fenway.)

Screen still from the film “Friday” featuring actors Chris Tucker and Ice Cube sharing a joint.

Vientos and Winker hanging out in New York this week (in my head cannon, at least.)

They’ll never make me hate you, Swaggy V