*me as a detective* whoa that guy’s dead

*me meeting count orlok* omg who does your nails? #nosferatu

Fungi on a log.

Hands up everyone who zooms in on every picture posted with a bookshelf in the background to check out the books

fostering a dog and he just tried to eat my lasagna. you’re not a cat bro. that’s cultural appropriation

a brunette woman (me) with a sharp toothed monster behind her ( the urges)

always lurking