why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
Hey all!
I have a new short story on my website if any of you fancy checking it out! Itβs about a medical dog in WW1 trying to help a wounded man.
Check it out through the link below:
josephmarshwriter.wordpress.com/2025/06/29/m...
#weeknightwriters I recently posted a short story on my website about three WW1 soldiers who agree to share a cigarette when the war ends but the war seems to get in the way. Check it out here:
josephmarshwriter.wordpress.com/2024/12/18/m...
A pride parade attendant holding a sign with "statistically more likely to be a sex predator more than anyone here" pointing at a dude holding a sign with "pride goes before destruction and a naughty spirit before a fall" written on it.
True.
Three rejections in one week is fun, fun, fun
I'm a little concerned that I might get arrested for the sheer number of 'trial our gym for one day!' offers I've abused...
Well in update to this, two of the male characters just shared βa kiss unlike any they had received from a woman, a kiss of immortal friendship and absolute certitude that their two hearts would from now on be one, for ever and everβ
I forgot to post about my latest short story! Read it through the link below!
josephmarshwriter.wordpress.com/2025/05/31/l...
Iβve got a new short story coming out this Saturday but in the meantime why not check out last monthβs? It was a doozy
Whoever named yum yums was bang on the money, they are yum yum
I havenβt yet though Iβve read other Sarah waters books
The heartbreak of reading a character list in a French Victorian novel, being presently surprised at what seems like a queer subplot, only to find out βGilberteβ is a woman
4. Hair Colour - Dark Brown I think
3. Eye Colour- in the words of a terrible former Prime Minister
2. Height- 5β11 I think, maybe 6 foot but who knows
Arenβt they just? Us taureans have to stick together
"adapt or die"? you guys can't even write an email for chrissakes
A brilliant end to a short and brutal thread taking down AI βwritersβ
1. Nickname- very boring but Joe, if youβre my family I go by Joe Joe though
It was amazing! The salted caramel filling was perfection. Thanks! Happy belated birthday to you too!
Will be surprised if I get further than five but letβs give it a go anyway
Check out the chocolate and salted caramel cake my parents had made for my birthday!
I was having a fit birthday cake with my family, then Iβm seeing a friend for breakfast today and playing Warhammer tomorrow!
I have a story under review since 2018, at this point I keep it out there just to see how long itβll stay up there
Iβve started a substack if any of you fancy reading my work! Hoping itβll help me find an audience! substack.com/@josephmarsh...
Itβs my birthday today so please read my latest short story!
Pessimists like: donβt threaten me with a bad time
Heβs got his legs wrapped around the other knight
Here's a push to outlaw any attempts at conversion therapy of LGBTQIA+ people within the EU - drop a signature if you're on board! ππ«ΆπͺπΊ
eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#...
Infrequent reminder there's no singular way to do this writing thing, save to WRITE. I've written feverishly my entire life, first with fanzines, then stories, then novels. My first novel came out when I was 40. Degree? No. Joyous participant in writer's groups? Yes. But mostly, I wrote my ass off.